Hello again everyone and welcome to another exciting edition of Saturday Night Metal. I'm your host Pepe Von Erich and as always we've got a hell of a show for you tonight. It takes a lot of work to bring you this fine show, but we believe that you, the autistic bastards of /pw/, deserve the best that we can deliver. As the show continues to get better and better, we hope that all of you will stick around for the ride. You ain't seen nothin yet, boys. Anyway, here is tonight's card:
>Mr. Perfect Vs Tourettes Guy >Mistico Vs Homeless Jimmy >Poi Vs Liv Morgan >Captain Confederate Vs "Hangman" Adam Page >Ric Flair Vs Sabu in a Roadkill Street Fight for the K-WAB World Heavyweight Championship And as always, there will be little extras in between the matches for all you fine people to enjoy. So, without any further ado, let's get started with episode 10 of /pw/s resident wrestling show, the one and only Saturday Night Metal, brought to you by the autistic bastards at K-WAB Wrestling.
>Show Intro Theme: https://files.catbox.moe/yforxs.mp3 >Official K-WAB Channel: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW >Official K-WAB Email Address: [email protected]
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Let's start with a little recap of our recent gigashow, Samhain Sacrifice. On night one, we had the opening rounds of our first annual crimson crown deathmatch tournament. The MAGA Butcher defeated the Sandman, Sabu defeated Frankenstein, Terry Funk defeated Onita, and Count Dracula defeated Cactus Jack. The losers of each match were forced to spin Jake the Snake's WHEEL OF KWABS and take their punishments in turn. CM Punk tried to crash the party but was quickly BTFO by Chad Rockwell, making Punk slink off in shame. Trannies attempted to raid the thread but were repulsed by the diligent efforts of the K-WAB faithful, led by New Jack.
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On night two of Samhain Sacrifice, we started with the semifinals of the tournament, with MAGA Butcher advancing over Sabu and Count Dracula advancing over Terry Funk using his spooky vampire magic. But in the finals, the MAGA Butcher received a little help as Hulk Hogan snuck a cross into Dracula's pocket, and then came into the arena to help fight off Dracula's minions. And so, the MAGA Butcher pinned Dracula in the first ever 420-CINDERBLOCK BARBED WIRE EXPLODING TIMEBOMB DEATHMATCH to become the K-WAB deathmatch king. Wolfie spun the Wheel of KWABS and was subsequently raped by the 92 crew, and Grug interviewed the Wolfman to investigate the mysterious noises he had been hearing in the night. And in the main event, The Undertaker used the powers of darkness to send Kane back to hell as he said he was going to do from the beginning, taking the K-WAB Gigadimes Championship in the process.
Anonymous
Gay horse fucker pedo thread. OP rapes horses as savagely as Nash got raped
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And just as we were about to go off the air, the trannies returned, this time as a horde of undead tranny zombies! And so, the wrestlers and fans of K-WAB proceeded to drive out the tranny menace using a variety of harsh and violent methods, including guns, monster trucks, explosives, piledrivers, cars, WW2 fighter planes, ovens, a haunted tree, and even a little bit of Zyklon B. I myself threw at least a few dozen screaming troons into the oven. And so now, that brings you up to speed on recent events.
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>>19332036 I'm proud to say I helped fight off the troons lol
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On our last episode of Saturday Night Metal, Ric Flair was so impressed with Sabu's performance against Hayabusa that he offered him a shot at the K-WAB World Heavyweight Championship. This match was made on the condition that Flair will get a rematch if he loses. And so tonight, Sabu has a chance to become the second man to hold the K-WAB world title. An additional stipulation was added at the press conference/contract signing, but we'll get to that shortly.
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
Hello there frens, this is Frenly Apu with a quick news break. First of all, President Von Erich would like to address several rumors that have been going around. He is not the KWABOTY commissioner, nor is he affiliated with said commission and, more importantly, there is not and has never been a discord associated with this company or with Pepe Von Erich or Vice President LyricKING. Anyone making claims to the contrary is a faggot and should be disregarded as such. But here's the most important news: We have officially confirmed the names and approximate dates of our next two gigashows. The next one will be in late January and will be called GLADIATOR GAMES. And then, at the end of April, we will bring you the first installment of our premier event, our biggest show of the year, which will be called...KINOMANIA.
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>>19332036 Rent free lmao
Keep seething chud
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>>19332284 One of your discord troons already admitted you have one lmao
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ladies and gentlemen, we have experienced another unfortunate delay as a result of bitchute taking a shit. The opening promo is still "being processed" despite having been uploaded about an hour ago. We apologize for this inconvenience but we will have no choice but to wait for the processing to complete.
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>>19332417 Even that ghetto website doesn't wanna play your garbage
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>>19332499 >bitchute in 2025 Hey Horsefucker, free tip. Use Odysee or Rumble you stupid pedo faggot lmao
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ALRIGHT, Bitchute finally unfucked itself and published the video, which means we can get on with the show! So without any further ado, here is the press conference involving myself, K-WAB World Heavyweight Champion Ric Flair, Sabu, and his spokesman Terry Funk.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/9JGTwOCnbGs9/ Anonymous
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Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Robbinsdale, Minnesota, weighing 257 pounds...This is MR. PERFECT!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/rSOXFFQZOgmr Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/61dwac.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent...from Columbus, Ohio, weighing 175 pounds, you know him, you love him, because he is the ultimate angry retard...TOURETTES GUY!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/jviwCIukfsEq Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/hywl0q.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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For those of you who may not remember, Tourettes Guy has been bugging me for a contract for some time now. I happened to notice that Tourettes Guy has talked some shit about several wrestlers over the years and Mr. Perfect is one of them. Therefore, it was obvious that this was the perfect match for Tourettes Guy.
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Let's just get the important stuff out of the way first.
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>>19332432 >>19332320 >>19332335 Looks like SOMEBODY needs to be taking his Troon-B-Gone pills.
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>You have got to be joking...you have absolutely got to be joking. What kind of a freak have you given Mr. Perfect for an opponent? He's fat, he's retarded, and he has the muscle mass of an 8-year old starving Ethiopian boy! Now me, on the other hand, I am absolutely perfect. Everything I have ever done in my life has been absolutely perfect, and you're about to see why Mr. Perfect is gonna be the new face of this place!
Anonymous
>>19333216 it is very obviously one person, and with this comment right here
>>19332320 that person pretty much admitted to being a troon
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Alright, and now we got the much-anticipated match between Mr. Perfect and Tourettes Guy!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ctbpOCaKFVfE Anonymous
>>19331735 at this rate, we may as well make this a real meme promotion. Good to see these episodes are going well.
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>>19333250 Fucking disgusting.
Of COURSE it is.
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Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...and also the newest member of the Heenan Family...Mr. Perfect!
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>NOT SO FAST, Tourettes Guy! I heard you talking about me too, in that phone call from the last episode! I really enjoyed watching you get your ass kicked, but I think I would like to be your next opponent.
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>YES you dinky little piece of SHIT! You can SUCK MY DICK...OR COCK!! WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU WON'T BE WORTH A DEAD MOOSE'S LAST SHIT! But I'm gonna need a week or two to heal up, because I just got FUCKED by that goddamn cocksucker Mr. Perfect. FUCK! PISS! AAAAAASSSSSS!!!
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>>19333341 >"HENNIG, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!" GRUG !!oOZY6ZGuAlY
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NOW TIME FOR ROCK TALK WITH GRUG! This week Grug have very special guest, me think tribe will like. Grug have good time in Transylvania, but giant spider try to eat Grug, so Grug glad to be back home. Now Grug dance for you.
GRUG !!oOZY6ZGuAlY
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Ok, everybody put rocks together for big chief of Hulkamania tribe...Hulk Hogan!
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>>19333265 hilarious kino lol
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Ok, now we talk to big chief Hogan. Him just get back from medicine man, but him look strong now. Now Grug see what him have to say.
Rock Talk Episode 4:
https://files.catbox.moe/36mpdp.mp3 Rock Talk Opening Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/5ra7jk.mp3 Anonymous
>>19333244 >*coughcoughcough!!* FUCK YOU! Anonymous
>>19333530 he almost had hennig beat with the rap music, apparently tourettes guy did his research lol
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>>19333550 Which is crazy because Danny has something of an aversion to loud music.
Goddamn Heenan....
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>>19333561 >with one cheek tied behind my balls damn I should have used that one in the promo lol
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from a filthy back alley somewhere in California, weighing 220 pounds...he is the lord of the hobos... Homeless Jimmy!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/sgexVZHCh13N Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/fw1j69.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent...from Mexico City, weighing 180 pounds...this is MISTICO!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Zx2xvQXghbbP Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/1q0k9c.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And here we go with our cruiserweight match for the evening, Homeless Jimmy Vs Mistico.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/zqALFQmgO2on Anonymous
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>>19333561 hopefully he'll have better luck against adam cole.
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Mistico!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>>19333294 I don't want to reveal too much yet, but I have something planned for the future which will introduce a lot more meme characters as well as allow for a higher level of audience participation.
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And mistico leads the audience in a pleasant sing-along, as is his custom.
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And meanwhile, Homeless Jimmy returns to the dumpster to tell his sad story as he begs for spare change from random people, as is his custom.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
When we last saw Kane, he was being sucked down into an unholy flaming portal. If you saw night two of Samhain Sacrifice, you know that Kane was sent down to the depths of hell by the demonic magic of the Undertaker and Paul Bearer. But that is not the end of his story...
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>So Kane...at last you have been brought back into the dominion of your rightful master. Your soul is mine, Kane. It will remain mine for all eternity. I must say, your brother is quite the dedicated bounty hunter. This mission was a test of his loyalty, and he passed that test with ease. So, what am I to do with you?
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>There is one little problem, of course. You did manage to outwit me by finding a loophole in our contract, giving up all the fame and fortune that I bestowed upon you in exchange for your soul. By the eternal laws, I am bound by the terms of these contracts. Therefore, I cannot simply toss you into the lake of fire like a common damned soul. Instead, I have decided to exercise a clause in our contract that you might have missed. You see, our little deal states that, in the event of a dispute, you must face...TRIAL BY COMBAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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>>19333759 i figured we hadn't seen the last of based kane
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Yokohama, Japan, weighing 104 pounds...she is the racist neegeru slaughtering monster known as Natsupoi!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/xPbyThUiCsvk Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/cqs42r.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And her opponent...from Elmwood Park, New Jersey, weighing 117 pounds...say hello to Liv Morgan!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/1PLGfYiwac7A Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/5e06g1.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Alright, we haven't done a whole lot of women's matches so far, but we got a pretty good one for you right here...Liv Morgan Vs Natsupoi!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/r71xT2aCKZzQ Anonymous
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>>19333796 I like where this is going
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...POI!
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Atsushi Onita:>Cardona-san, I have great deal for you. I hear you collect dolls, so I bring you rare Atsushi Onita plushy doll for your collection. This super rare, very valuable, but I give to you for say, five thousand dolla? >What the fuck bro, that's not even the kind of dolls I collect. Now, if you had that old LJN Kamala action figure...still sealed and everything...OHHHH hold on I just jizzed in my pants bro...Ok I'm good now. Look, there is no way I'm going to give you five grand for that stupid stuffed doll. I know you owe a lot of money to the Yakuza and everything but you're gonna have to find someone else to carny, bro. >Atsushi Onita:
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>>19333928 booking poi twice hardly makes one a waifufag. maybe you're just a nigeru.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Aaron's Creek, Virginia, weighing 229 pounds...he is the Hangman, Adam Page!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/GDq2LDhutKLH Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/g5jqva.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And his opponent...from a hidden bunker beneath a redneck trailer park, weighing 244 pounds...he is the superhero of the south, Captain Confederate!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/y21vlTsYprQK Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/0x2cih.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Alright, and now we have the debut of Captain Confederate, as he takes on Hangman Page. I went full redneck on this one and the result is a good 'ol barnyard hoedown YEEEHAW!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/jFC4KHEry8sB Anonymous
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>>19334033 love the entrance with the general lee
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>>19333759 >>19333711 Damn, Pepe bringing the kino.
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Captain Confederate!
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>>19334059 Glad you like it brother. I still have a little more KINO yet to drop.
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>Well Hangman, you actually managed to give me a decent fight. And that's good because otherwise I was gonna tie you to the back of my truck and drag you around like a faggot. My offer from before still stands, if you wish I will become your redneck sensei and teach you to be a true hillbilly instead of a cringey faggot who simps for communists and gets worked by ICE commercials. You don't have to answer me right now, just think about for a while, boy.
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>The new age of darkness has begun. My brother has been sent to hell, and so the first part of my prophecy has been fulfilled. Now, with the powers of darkness at my disposal, I will remind everyone why they fear the night. Kane was the first sacrifice, but he will not be the last. The demons must be fed, and it will not be long before another soul will be claimed. I think we will start with a man who has been complaining about his role as a pawn in the master plan of the Ministry of Darkness. David Benoit! I know you want this pathetic golden trinket that I wear around my waist. I care nothing for this belt, except for the fact that it signifies my rise to power and the destruction of all that stands in my way. So, since you think you know about the ways of evil and darkness, come and dance with the reaper. I will be waiting for you, Benoit. And when I am done tearing your pathetic carcass to bits, you will never...rest...IN PEACE.
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Alright, before we get to the main event, here's a quick look at the ring that will be used for the match. As stated in the opening promo, this ring will have a hard asphalt road surface instead of a mat. It's already started to crack but we're just gonna go ahead and use it anyway.
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ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is our MAIN EVENT, and it will be a special Roadkill Street Fight for the K-WAB World Heavyweight Championship!
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And his opponent, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 243 pounds...he is the reigning K-WAB Wrestling heavyweight champion of the world...The Nature Boy RIC FLAIR!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Lj78Lmlp2uNm Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/6300cq.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Alright Sabu, I want you to go crazy out here and give these people what they paid to see. Don't hold back or I'll break your legs! WOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>19334135 they definitely couldn't do this IRL unless they used some kind of fake foam asphalt or something
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And now for the MAIN EVENT! We got Ric Flair, we got Sabu, we got the World Heavyweight Championship, and you already know about the damn ring, so let's get down to business and see who will walk out as the champion.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/8bJ1vxA0N65P Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...AND NEEEWWWWWWW K-WAB World Heavyweight Champion...SABU!
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>Nature Boy! You were lucky last time we met, but you should have known better than to make the monster angry by bragging about what you did. You cost me the title, and now the man they call Vader has returned the favor. Now I just have to take out that scrawny little towelhead Sabu...and the prize will be mine! Vader fears no man! Vader fears no pain! And Vader is the man who will rule the world!
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>>19334177 very weird finish but a really good match
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>>19334234 Here you go, this transparency might prove useful
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's been another night of good carny fun here on Saturday Night Metal. My brother and I sincerely hope that you have enjoyed it as much as we have. Let's take a quick look at tonight's results.
Anonymous
Based show and based wrestling KINO!
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And while we're talkin stats, here's the updated contender list for this week as well.
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>>19334363 I am very glad to see that you liked it, I honestly wasn't sure about taking the belt off Flair so soon, but this way works better for the storytelling aspect and that's why it happened. As for Tourettes Guy, you can probably guess that his next match will be against Adam Cole.
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NEXT TIME ON SATURDAY NIGHT METAL:
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>>19334449 >Wolfie's next KWAB Fuck yeah.
Eat shit, wolfpedo.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our broadcast for the evening. As always, we thank everyone for coming out to see the show, and we hope every one of you fine people have found this autistic little circus to be worth your time. We'll have plenty of surprises and plenty of good old carny action for you next week...but until then, this is Pepe Von Erich signing off.
Outro Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/g49pr8.mp3 Anonymous
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>>19334480 fucking based, bravo sir
Anonymous
>>19334449 Why are Grug, Frenly Apu, and LyricKING present in this archive of a Jim Kekett thread about /PWCW/?
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/10925074/#q10932921 Anonymous
>>19334498 dude everybody knows it's the same guy and no one cares except you. if you think anyone ever actually believed your little discord fairy tale, you're literally smoking crack.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
>>19332967 Oh damn, I reconize the music. Gun Smoke, I loved to play this back as a kid.
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>>19335196 damn good NES game
Anonymous
>>19334449 I even wised David to be the first contender for Taker'a belt, but I wouldn't do it on a Metal episode, rather keep it for the next gigashow when this ever happens.
Also I would love seeing more 90's WWF gimmicks, both the silly and cool ones like Doink the Clown, Bam Bam Bigelow or Razor Ramon.
Anonymous
I forgot to ask, are we ever going to see Loco Bandito again?
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>>19335280 We will indeed, I admit he kind of got lost in the shuffle after the Brody match. However, there is a plan for him, and he will definitely have another match soon.
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>>19335248 i have to vote against mantaur and duke the dumpster, don't really want to see those characters again.
Anonymous
>>19334570 And you're a fucking faggot whose opinion is worth less than Mae Young's Hand's afterbirth.
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>>19335840 What exactly is your fucking point, troon?
Anonymous
>>19336232 lol someone is mad that their smear tactic failed (twice)
Anonymous
>>19336311 And you're just a born asshurt bitch no matter what day it is.
Fresh axewound of yours THAT irritating?
Anonymous
>>19336329 kek you sound a lot madder than I am right now. I'm having a pretty good day, while you continue to flip your wig and seethe.
Anonymous
>>19336387 Have a fun day dilating thinking about someone elses mood then, I guess?
Birdie was raped
Second IP in this thread btw.
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>>19336418 "--ACK!" yourself, you fucking faggot.
Anonymous
>>19336410 lol too late to play the cool guy now, we already saw you display a level of SEETHING butthurt that would put kamala harris to shame.
Anonymous
>>19336471 Whatever you say, troon.
Stay out of women's bathrooms.
Anonymous
>>19336511 As long as you stay out of women's dating schedules.
Anonymous
>>19336511 troons are banned around here, which is why you have to go back.
Anonymous
OP has a discord and has the gall to accuse people of being tannies lmfao.
Anonymous
>OP thought we would forget the PWCW leaks
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>>19336542 >dating sites Why bother when your mom takes it up the ass for free? Which is precisely what you were born out of because her cunt was so busy at the time.
>>19336550 Never been to reddit
Never will go to reddit
I still have my penis and a great relationship with my father.
Sorry that your father crawled into your room when your a kid and took away your innocence.
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Neigh
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>>19336613 >>19336649 >>19336659 >>19336679 lol nobody cared then and nobody cares now.
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>>19336836 You care or you wouldn't have denied being the pwcw guy
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>>19336659 you are bitchtits and you cannot hide. everyone has learned to recognize your brand of faggotry.
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>>19336851 lol this is why nobody believes you. you're an obsessed schizo who tries to conflate every poster who makes you seethe into one imaginary boogeyman.
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SOMEBODY GIMME A FUCKIN' MIC>WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT >WHAT
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>>19336856 Nobody believes you because nobody in their right mind would defend OP except for OP
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>>19336862 >double replying on two devices KEK you're such a worked bitch
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>>19336897 >everyone is my boogeyman also you
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>>19336862 untrue, LyricKING would defend op too because he was around during the pwcw days.
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/10925074/#q10929099 Anonymous
>>19334498 Huh inderdasting. Cate to explain Mr PWCW
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LOL this is hilarious. this is what discord trannies do when their cancel tactics fail. they ramp up the accusations (and the samefagging) in a desperate attempt to save their dying campaign.
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LOL this is hilarious. this is what discord horsefuckers do when they are exposed. they ramp up the sweeping and deflection from the accusations (and the samefagging) in a desperate attempt to defend the op.
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>>19336986 kek you didn't expose anything but your own mental illness
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>>19336989 >K-WAB wrestling, the show made by and for the autistic bastards of /pw/ Anonymous
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>>19337002 autists are the good guys, schizos like you are the bad guys. you would know this if you weren't a discord troon from reddit. you don't fit in here and you have to go back.
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>>19337002 lol you're such a clueless newfag
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>Are you tired of seeing the ugliest quote/unquote "bitches" ever all up in your grill? Are you sick of faggots in dresses yelling "It's MA'AM!" in your face with none of the grace of a woman and all the rage of a wildebeest with hemorrhoids? Are you as fucking fed up with having to placate mentally ill retards that infest literally every facet of society and demand you play along with their demented mental shit? >INTRODUCING TROON-B-GONE!! The cleaning breakthrough of the century! The absolute latest, top of the line cutting edge in anti-tranny technology. TROON-B-GONE utilizes the power of Jesus Christ and the cold, stark reality of trannies never passing and never being women whatsoever all finally condensed into aerosolized form! See a trail of tranny axewound cottage cheese chunks following your underage daughter into the bathroom?? BUST OUT TROON-B-GONE! Some fugly buttfucker blubbering made-up reddit commie words and gobbledygook terms like "chud"? and "We don't say that word here" to you? BUST OUT TROON-B-GONE! Is there a fat, blue-haired, hambeast screeching into a megaphone about the "current thing"? HIT 'EM WITH THE OLD TROON-B-GONE! AEW tranny rodeo taping at your local sports arena? DOUSE EVERY SHIT-CAKED SEAT IN TROON-BE-GONE! TROON-B-GONE comes in flavors of unscented and plain and coming soon, limited edition anti-yiff jasmine for those pesky furries! There is NOTHING on the market today that screams "YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT" and gets it through their thick male skulls and burns into the eyes and straight through to the parasite infested HRT riddled low-IQ neurons of a tufted, turd-toned, ptomaine tainted, tally tugging tard-raging TRANNY than TROON-B-GONE! TROON-B-GONE is not available in stores, but it sure as shit ought to be! Dial 1-800-YWNBAW to order TROON-B-GONE today for the low, low price of $19.92 US plus shipping and handling. CALL NOW! Our operators are standing by!
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>>19337020 >>19337026 gigabased, troon b gone needs to become a real thing. i would use it every day.
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>>19337053 Its now available in pill form
>>19333971 Anonymous
>>19337053 You're so TRANSparent, OP
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>>19336919 he won't. it's going to just be copypastas and back and forths until the thread dies like every other thread.
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>>19337110 Movie's coming out soon...
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>>19337075 not OP, i just hate chucklefuck troons like you who come along and try to kill anything good with bullshit and lies. you failed to cancel k-wab just like you failed at being men. and when I see how long you've been targeting this guy, I grow very suspicious of you. by the way, you might want to check your titty skittles because I may or may not have put some Troon-B-Gone (tm) in the bottle.
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>>19337095 KEK THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
>it's time for trannymaniacs >they have axe wounds in their pants Anonymous
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>>19337119 OP big mad lmfao
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>>19337160 it's more entertaining than reading anything from you, that's for sure
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Hi all. I've decided to larp as a booker and start my own virtual wrestling fed. It's called PWWF. Pro Wrestling Wrestling Federation. I will assume the role of Kek Tunney. My gay brother has agreed to help me out and defend me 24-7 against the haters.
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>>19337119 Its the exact same fucking story EVERYWHERE these dickless, dress wearing termites show up. The literal jewjeets of """"gender""". I mean, so far they've:
>ruined female sports >ruiined education >ruined pre-school >ruined software jobs >ruined movies >ruined video games >ruined modding scenes >ruined tabletop RPGs >ruined wargaming >ruined political debates >ruined universities/humanities >ruined leftism (thanks for that one) >ruined creative writing >ruined comic books >ruined silicon valley >ruined social media >ruined medical industry >ruined psychology >ruined the military >somehow even ruined homosexuals And just look at what they're trying to do, yet again? Ruin one of the best things this board has had in YEARS because this is nothing more than their off-the-meds yet upped the dosage of HRT playground where its nothing but tranny piss and shit and they want to drag everyone down to that level and beat everyone with their experience.
I can't wait for episode 41 of K-WAB in commemoration of the %41 of these fugly fuckers committing suicide. I can't wait for episode 92 for obvious reasons. Shit, I can't wait for next week because this show just became the best circus in town where all the transgender clowns show up. To ironically, get clowned on. For FREE!
LOLTRANNIES!!
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>>19337178 >>19337194 I would actually like to see one of you fag bitches try to post your own fed.
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>>19337178 ok then, when the first PWWF thread drops I'm going to start angrily samefagging every sleazy lie I can imagine about you. of course you won't actually start that shit because you're lazy and untalented.
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KEK OP is making his claim for KWABOTY with this melty
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>>19337178 Kek this made the K-WABcord SIZZLE
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>>19337178 once again, you won't do shit
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>>19337196 this is unironically a great meme. lots of detail, lots of color, looks good at all sizes and is actually funny. the only thing I would change would be to add Pinochet in there somewhere but I admit he isn't quite as famous as the others.
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>>19337206 >it takes talent to run a gay larp e-fed KEK
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>>19337271 ok, do it then. put your money where your mouth is, faggot. and after you put all the belts on nyla rose and kidd bandit, you'll find out that people like you never drew a dime.
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>>19337287 If you're such a draw how come most of the posts in this thread are you talking to yourself
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>>19337289 again, not the OP but go on believing whatever
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>>19337287 No I'm not gonna run an e-fed because that's gay and cringe even without trannies lmfao. That's why anons are mocking you, you retarded faggot.
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>>19337306 thanks for confirming that you're lazy, untalented, and won't do shit.
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>>19337315 >OH YEAH WELL YOU CAN'T SUCK COCK LIKE I CAN SO YOU'RE UNTALENTED Jesus Christ lol
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>>19337315 that troon literally thinks everyone itt is OP, isn't there a name for this kind of mental disorder?
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>>19337334 >sucking cock out of nowhere so that's why you won't try to make your own fed. you can't do any voice acting because your mouth is always filled with cock LMAO
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>>19337204 Not that anon, but I used to help a guy named Zak way back in the day when e-feds were aplenty on YouTube.
https://youtube.com/@iccwowner?si=wAe64RcNSxIL71Gh Anonymous
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>>19337178 This one got them boiling
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>>19337268 Do you do anything other than suck off OP every time he posts?
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>>19337306 until you can offer something better, you're like a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest lol
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>>19337505 it's a good meme, and I doubt that is OP. the art/meme style doesn't match with that of the OP. You'd know this if you weren't a discord tranny.
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>>19337511 Nobody actually wants to do some Tony Khan fantasy booking crap like you. Did you seriously not get the joke?
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>>19337527 >everyone is op seek help and meds, there is no point in talking to you.
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>>19337556 >there is no point in talking to you. YOU TAPPED OUT!
YOU TAPPED OUT!
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>>19334177 for a videogame match, this is fairly entertaining. definitely better than most of the e-fed garbage i see on youtube.
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>>19337341 this one got the looney troons bubblin i see
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>>19337315 That's just it.
These stupid fucking wee-todded troons won't DARE to try and counter it with a fed of their own. They can't because they lack imagination beyond their next dilation session. The only thing they're capable of is smearing shit everywhere. Literal toddler tier IQ, if that. Every single show should have a reminder that these walking talking waste of protoplasm will never come up with their own show or any semblance of any sort of creative venture cause anything other than being a nuisance that literally stinks up the joint with their rancid axewounds is too much effort to do other than bitch and seethe.
Oh how I long for the upcoming days of the death squads where we will be able to cut the throats of these faggots open wide and laugh as they try to hold back the arterial spray with impunity.
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>>19337341 This.
They can call their feed B.B.T.R.W. (Blown Bussy Tranny Rodeo Wrestling.)
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>>19337758 >They can't because they lack imagination beyond their next dilation session. They won't because e-feds are gay and lame
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>>19337776 so you're saying that you think trannies are too cool to start an e-fed? gee, it kinda sounds like you think highly of trannies. that's probably because you are one.
>>19337758 facts. all they know how to do is make asses of themselves, and if they did somehow put their tiny amounts of brainpower together and create anything at all, it would probably be the most disgusting degenerate efed of all time. it would repel everyone except troons and their enablers.
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>>19337810 You sure do talk about trannies a lot. Anything you want to tell us?
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>>19337810 Literally only trannies would make any kind of e-fed lmao
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OP and his brother think they're putting out quality content
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>>19337869 >trannies think their counterarguments or inane babble brings anything of substance to the table other than cringe Anonymous
This is just PWCW trying to rebrand
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>>19337927 What's your point, pussyfart?
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>>19337842 yeah i want to tell you that you will never be a woman and your genital warts will never heal.
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>>19337962 Heard you guys are into horses
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>this makes the pwcw tranny hard
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>>19338029 i don't think PVE has booked mercedes lol
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I've obtained a still from next week's K-WAB
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>>19338187 this is just your jewish grandfather lol he's still got the star on his arm.
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>this is just your jewish grandfather lol he's still got the star on his arm.
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>>19338220 tell your jewish grandfather to stop raping that horse, it is clearly in pain. you can't lie to me juden, I saw the star on his arm and we all know what that means.
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The trannies are STILL at it.
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>>19338273 What's your fucking point, fag?
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>>19338345 it's what they do lol
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OP is STILL at it seething
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>>19338273 I checked that thread and one of the people in that thread exposed the discord leaks as fakes.
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Litterally 2nd IP in this thread
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What is going on in this thread
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>>19338394 Yikes! OP is gonna spend the next 6 hours on thia3
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>>19338387 Troons gonna troon, I guess
>>19338389 Troons trooning
>>19338391 Big dumb fucking faggot detected.
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>>19338391 Damage control by Pepe Von Erich
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>>19338391 Here's what happened. OP got exposed as a horse fucker. A long time passes and all of the sudden a new "leak" comes out. A "leak" that is obviously fake and doesn't make OP look bad in any way. So fucking obviously that you faked a screenshot. Fragile bitch couldn't even shit on himself in the screenshot to sell it
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>>19338417 lol youre so mad. you got heemed by your own link. now your story has to be even more elaborate as you try to squirm your way out. you got exposed the first time you tried this shit, and that is that. the real question is why something as harmless as an E-fed made you so butthurt in the first place.
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>>19338417 >a long time passes that's another lie because pwcw wasn't even around for a long time.
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>>19338414 you have been DEBUNKED
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Ahhh, I love it. Post wrestling show tranny beatdown!
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>>19338584 it's almost a tradition at this point lol.
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>>19338584 when the butthurt troll first released his fake discord screenshots, they were very sloppy. After this was posted, he fixed them up a little bit but the evidence remains. the stupid faggot couldn't even match up the background color correctly.
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>>19338609 >Buh buh bloo bloo bloo bloo Didn't read. Get fucked, tranny.
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>>19338525 A long time passed in that thread, retard
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>>19338633 >>19338646 >when you try to frame some guy as a horsefucker and a pedo, but you're such a jabroni that you can't even doctor the screenshots right, and then you try to run with your smear campaign anyway, only to get debunked again...that's HARD TIMES daddeh! Anonymous
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>>19338663 You debunked nothing. You think you're smart, but you can't even fool a board full of wrestling fans. Dunning Kruger
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>>19338663 >IMG It's hogwheels lmfao
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The guy who runs these fucks horses? Am I hearing that correctly
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>>19338646 SOMEBODY GIMME A FUCKIN MIC
I SAID YOU GOT DEBUNKED
>WHAT DISPROVEN
>WHAT BTFO
>WHAT JUST LIKE LAST TIME
>WHAT CUZ YOU'RE A TROON
>WHAT A TRANNY
>WHAT A DING DONG DIDDLY DEGENERATE
>WHAT TELLIN LIES
>WHAT SPREADIN GOSSIP
>WHAT LIKE A DAMN TEENAGE GIRL
>WHAT BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE A GIRL
>WHAT OR A MAN
>WHAT BECAUSE YOU CHOPPED OFF YOUR COCK
>WHAT AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
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>>19338663 >"When you tho thilly that ya chop off ya willy, dilate an axth-wound hole that thmells like Andre the Gianth's beer farts, thuck niggath's dicks up yo bussy thideways, hang around too close to leetle keedths on the playgrounds, vote for Kamala and not the Ugandan Giant, daddeh, THAT'S HARD TIMES, BAY-BAY! THAT'S HARD TIMES! >"And when da Wolf-peedoh duhn't take his medths and thares keedy porn on Dithcord with all the utha' twoons all while CRYIN' over the FACT that Kevin Nash got boom-boomed in his ass-womb by a gaggle of googly-mooglies from Georgia and shits up the board with his faggotwee, THAT'S HARD TIMES!! THAT'S HARD TIMES!! >"And to all you tufted, two-toned, turd-burgaling, tally-tugging, ptomaine tainted, TWANNIES thittin' up this FINE board with your pedo-noncery, the "American Dwean" Duth-Tee Rhodthes has this to say HEAH! I've been with every woman from here to Galveston, and there ain't NO way any that I would go anywhere NEAR one of you fucking queahs, 'cept to hit you with my Dodge Charger! WOOO! Canyadigit?" Anonymous
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>>19338745 kek wolfie getting double teamed by two versions of dusty
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>>19338764 nope, that got debunked lol
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What a maneuver
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>It was the shits, the booker was a horsefucker
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K-WAB when the pastures fell
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>>19337178 >kek tunney my sides
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>>19338273 >/PWCW/ will shape board culture foe years to come Will it? Has it?
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Wow this guy really is obsessed with trannies. He spends his time making tranny memes. It's like when BT would make AI porn featuring that guy we can't talk about anymore
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>>19333891 Imagine booking a literal who to go over Liv. Gay ass smark fed like AEW
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>>19331735 great show, can't wait for the next one
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Absolute based and dimes show and as always, the post show fallout is hilarious as these fucking marks work themselves into a shoot, brother. Can't wait for next week. Hope you're on the mend, PVE.
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>>19339122 >Hope you're on the mend, PVE. What happened?
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