Hello again, good people of /pw/. Tonight, K-WAB Wrestling is proud to announce the creation of our secondary show. This show will replace the weekly preview threads, as those had little purpose other than to announce the card. Hype Zone will mostly be a recap and discussion show, but each episode will also have some original content including 1-3 preshow matches. These will generally be short and simple matches so that the videos can be produced quickly and easily. Tonight, we have three good ones for you:
>Cactus Jack Vs Harry Pothead >Jerry "The King" Lawler Vs Lord Steven Regal >Eddie Guerrero Vs Psicosis And of course, each episode of Hype Zone will also include the reveal of the opening promo for the next episode of Saturday Night Metal. And for this special inaugural episode of Hype Zone, we have a few special announcements as well. It's time to GET HYPED with the first edition of K-WAB Hype Zone.
Intro Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/0v4170.mp3 >Official K-WAB Channel: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW >Official K-WAB Email Address: [email protected]
Anonymous
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
We are pleased to announce that contract negotiations have been successfully concluded with one Ryback Reeves. It was not easy to get him on board, but he has finally agreed to come out of retirement and give us one more run. You wanted him, you got him! Ryback has signed a long-term contract and will be making his debut this Saturday.
Anonymous
>>19508256 based, welcome back GOAT
Anonymous
>>19508256 Is this the Horsecord general?
Anonymous
>>19508256 Damn I was hoping you died
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>>19508466 But enough about what your dad says to you when you crawl out of the basement to raid the fridge
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
Now let's take a look at the card for Saturday. It includes:>Randy "Macho Man" Savage Vs The Iron Sheik in a special "loser-pays-for-the-drugs" match >Sting Vs HHH >Loco Bandito Vs Brody King >Ryback Vs Harambe >ICP Vs A Mystery Team for the K-WAB Tag Team Championships
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>19508444 >>19508481 >>19508495 It's good to be back. After doing Samhain Sacrifice and Episode 10 back to back my brother and myself required a break but now we are ready to bring the KINO again.
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
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Who will be the mystery team? Some of you might be able to guess based on the outline, but the rest of you will just have to wait until the big reveal.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, weighing 287 pounds...the hardcore legend, Cactus Jack!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/UniBgkcKwzNN Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/bzj41p.mp3 Anonymous
How long will it take Lundy and his gay butt buddy FairTroon to find the thread so they can fill it with their cries this time?
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent...from an underground pot farm somewhere in Humboldt County, weighing 216 pounds...he is the wizard of weed, Harry Pothead!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/twAEQyBAJKdt Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/efh1uw.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And here we go with our first pre-show match...Cactus Jack Vs Harry Pothead!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/fHFe9nENtKnt Anonymous
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>>19508646 oh not long I'm sure lol
Anonymous
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>>19508546 totally understandable, do what you gotta do man
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Here is your winner...Cactus Jack!
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
On episode 10 of Saturday Night Metal, we witnessed the crowning of a new K-WAB World Heavyweight Champion, though not without some controversy. Vader interfered in the match, dealing serious damage to both competitors, with Flair receiving the worst of it. However, in a display of fine sportsmanship, Sabu and the Nature Boy teamed up to drive Vader out. After a thrilling finale, Sabu finally managed to pin the champion and become the second man to hold that belt. However, as per the contract stipulations, Ric Flair will receive a rematch at a time of his choosing.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
I'm here with the winner of our last match, Cactus Jack. Mick...do you have anything to say to the good people of peedub?>It's great to be back RIGHT HERE on /pw/!!!!
Dave Meltzer !!rwXZRNWssn+
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>>19508889 uhhh I gotta say I just...you know...didn't really like that match very much. It was just a little too uhhhhhhhh violent and um,messy for me. Yeah, uhhh...you know, I like my matches to be like uh works of fine dance, and like, that one was uhhhh more like uh...a train wreck yeah. congratulations to sabu and all but uhhh I just didn't think it was all that great.
Dave Meltzer !!rwXZRNWssn+
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here's my uhhhh, official review. I give it...you know, a score of uhhh 63%. That's about 3 stars because it did have a few like...you know, high spots and the storytelling was uhhhh okay. and you know, my dog seemed to enjoy it so it got a small uhhh bonus for that too.
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>>19508911 glad to see mick finally get a win. he might be cringe these days but i liked him as a wrestler.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Memphis, Tennessee, weighing 243 pounds...everyone please kneel in respect to Jerry "The King" Lawler!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/TPCCx9ip4X6P Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/sxofvo.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And his opponent...from Blackpool, England, weighing 243 pounds...he is the real man's man, Lord Steven Regal!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/qu0a0m5mDDna Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/969h76.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And now Jerry Lawler and Lord Steven Regal will duke it out to settle their old dispute from the rumble on SNME6
https://www.bitchute.com/video/a5OUqAv7salr Anonymous
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>>19509179 get his ass regal
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Lord Steven Regal!
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
We had a real barn burner on the last episode of Metal, somewhat literally in this case. During the Captain Confederate/Hangman Page match, a bunch of farm animals were somehow released into the 4chan Municipal Arena, resulting in a good time for all. A few anons got shit on their shoes and one anon got attacked by an angry pig, but other than that it was great. After his victory, Captain Confederate has offered to teach Hangman Page to be a true redneck. No idea what that will involve, but it probably involves a lot of alcohol and some significant expenditure of ammunition. We do not yet know if Hangman Page has accepted the Captain's generous offer, but we will be keeping an eye on this developing story.
Match Link:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/jFC4KHEry8sB Dave Meltzer !!rwXZRNWssn+
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>>19509509 uhhhh yeah this one was...you know, really good. I don't uhhh usually like these...like, comedy matches and everything...but uhhh this one was good. it really made my dog go crazy from all the uhhhhhhhh animal noises so he had a lot of fun too. and you know...just to be uhh a good sport and everything, I went ahead and uhhh rated this match a 92 just because I uhhh know how much you guys like that, you know, number. but uhhh yeah good match, it was fun. 4.5 stars for this one.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Alright, everyone...the stroke of midnight is upon us. That means it is time for the mystery team to be revealed at last! Who could it be? Click below and watch this little mini-movie to find out.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/9tuAlUqujNUf Anonymous
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>How long will it take Lundy and his gay butt buddy FairTroon to find the thread so they can fill it with their cries this time?
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
That's right, the mystery team is the zombie duo known as The Outbreak. they will go up against ICP this Saturday with the tag team championships on the line!
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>>19509568 fucking amazing
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>OOOH YEAH it's the Macho Maaaan Randy Savage and I'm comin back once again and this time I got my eye on you, Iron Sheik ooh yeeeah. Now the Macho Man is not gonna lie, I do owe the Sheik a lot of money for all the drugs he's shared with me over the years. But this Saturday, we're gonna settle it with a little double or nothin bet oooh yeeah. So make sure you tune in on Saturday Night to see me beat down this camel fucking piss smellin sand nigger and snap into him like a slim jim OOOOH YEEEEEAH!!!!
Anonymous
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from El Paso, Texas, weighing 220 pounds...this is the notorious Latino Heat, Eddie Guerrero!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/GTCpJ4rs4Blv Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/xy61nw.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And his opponent...making his K-WAB debut...he is from the insane asylum in Tijuana, weighing 200 lbs...he is the loco luchador, Psicosis!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/KJdl4pWa7G3x Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/yv2hzh.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Here we go with the last of our preshow matches. I decided to end the trio with a nice cruiserweight banger between Eddie Guerrero and Psicosis.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/izl1HRIJJCVR Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Eddie Guerrero!
Anonymous
>>19508530 >ryback vs a literal gorilla how are we supposed to tell them apart?
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
Autistic bastards of /pw/, I have some very good news for you all. K-WAB Wrestling will soon be recruiting people for a new division. Anyone who is interested will have the opportunity to get a contract with K-WAB and go up against other anons for a chance at glory. This new shoot fighting division will consist of non-worked matches. That means each competitor will have an equal chance to win and the videos will be presented without cuts or messy finishes. President Von Erich assures me that he is committed to making these contests as fair as they can be. More information will be given on Saturday, so for now just think about what kind of character you might like to play.
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>>19509906 ok now this has my interest. i might be interested in joining up if the terms are right.
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>>19509906 >HOLY SHIT >HOLY SHIT Anonymous
>>19509673 i'd like to hear sheiky baby respond to this
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>>19509568 give this shit an oscar
Anonymous
>>19509740 isn't psicosis the guy who slapped konnan?
Anonymous
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>>19510809 actually that was psicosis 2, i think this
>>19509724 is meant to be the original.
Anonymous
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>>19509906 it's finna get gud now
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>>19509906 BT vs wheels when?
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>>19510809 no but that guy was hella based
Anonymous
>>19508456 Ask your mom. She's sucking one off as we speak.
Anonymous
>>19512347 this is just a rumor but I heard that anon's mom was able to deep throat a clydesdale horse without even choking. gotta admit that's some skill, she may be a wanton bestial whore but at least she's good for something (unlike her useless son lol)
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>>19509790 lol ryback more liek silverback, amirite?
Anonymous
>>19512413 That post would have been a lot funnier on Planet Retard, but you can tell it to everyone in the BLACK HOLE!!
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>>19512802 kek. easy there brother, I was talking about this guy
>>19508456 . no need for friendly fire, I imagine your mom is probably a nice person. also I can't really get hostile with anyone who remembers Nightmare, that game was the tits. I still have my old Nightmare game from the 90s, it's one of the few childhood items I still have.
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>>19512802 I used to play as Baron Samedi or Gevaudan, which one was your favorite?
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>19510094 Ask and you shall receive. Here's a few words from the Iron Sheik.
https://files.catbox.moe/k8pgcf.mp3 Anonymous
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>>19513476 kek fucking based
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>>19513476 the accent is actually pretty well done, that surprised me
Anonymous
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>>19509638 those guys are fucking dimes, hope you do them justice
Anonymous
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
I went ahead and recorded the Macho Man's promo too. Enjoy.
https://files.catbox.moe/mv6uc3.mp3 Anonymous
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>>19515945 I like it, pretty good impression
Anonymous
>>19508256 Holy fuck this is one of the most pathetic things ever made on this board
Anonymous
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>>19516089 you're gay, this is one of the better things on the board rn
Anonymous
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>>19516089 Cry harder, bitch.
We K-WAB now.
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>>19516662 nash's horrible rape has been confirmed once more. fraid so.
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
On our last episode, we saw the debut of the youtuber known as Tourettes Guy. Amid a string of profanities too long to list, Tourettes Guy actually proved himself to be much tougher than expected. However, he still came up short and fell victim to the perfect-plex. But that wasn't the end of the fuckery. Adam Cole came out and challenged Tourettes Guy, and Tourettes Guy accepted. However, that match will not take place on episode 11 because Tourettes Guy will need some time for his neck to heal after the beating he received at the hands of Mr. Perfect. Tourettes Guy has talked some shit about a few different wrestlers over the years, including Mr. Perfect, Dusty Rhodes, Bad News Brown, and a few others. And, while on the phone with president Von Erich,
https://files.catbox.moe/spdheo.mp3 Tourettes Guy also referred to Adam Cole as a "piece of shit" and he went on to say:
>THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE HE COULD PISS ALL OVER HIS BALLS WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING UP HIS ASS!! AAAAH WHERE'S MY GODDAMN PANTS!!! ASSHOOOOOOLES!!! Match Link:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ctbpOCaKFVfE Dave Meltzer !!rwXZRNWssn+
>>19517609 uhhhhhhh um uhhhhh yeah guys this one was really good. tourettes guy was like, kind of out of his element, you know? uhhh mister perfect is a fine uhhhh athlete, I might have to uhh go ahead and uhhh give this match 4 stars. I would have uhhh given it, you know, 5 stars but you know, it needed to like, be...oh roughly about an hour longer uhhhhh and maybe have a few more, you know, flips.
Anonymous
>>19517609 >NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! DAMN THE REFEREE! DAMN HIM IN THE ASS!!" Anonymous
>>19518249 dave, your dog is hungry. share the spaghetti you greedy old jew.
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>>19518769 kinda figured he wouldn't beat mr perfect but he put on a good show for sure
Anonymous
>>19519044 Danny can be a vindictive and violent prick, especially when he's on the sauce. I have no doubt in my mind he's plotting something for Perfect somewhere down the road, but he's also got Bad News Brown and Jim Duggan to contend with what with all the shit he's talked about them.
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>>19519106 kek i wouldn't doubt it, people with tourettes tend to be very determined
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>>19509568 Not even AEW and WWE could produce such kino segment
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>>19520309 Glad you like it, fren. This is but a sampling of what we have lined up for you
tomorrow night.
Anonymous
>>19519106 i would pop for danny beating the ever loving piss out of bad news brown
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>>19521352 >>19521676 Once Danny gets Brown in the ring, he's going to wreck his black ass as if he just walked in on Bad News wrinkling his Randy Travis poster, pissing in his seat and hiding his keys.
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>>19508889 We never had a triple threat in K-WAB, as far as I know. I see potential here but I'm looking forward how this feud develops.
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>>19522452 that's a good point, OP said he was able to do three ways and four ways but I don't think it's happened so far
Anonymous
Pure entertainment.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>>19520309 >>19522575 We here at K-WAB Wrestling appreciate these kind words, which is one reason why we strive to bring you the best content we can deliver. Right now, we are hard at work finishing the last bits of tonight's show. The Savage Vs Sheik match took a long time but I think you guys will really like the results.
Anonymous
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can't wait for the show tonight
Anonymous
>>19524409 This.
Best thing to happen to the board in years.
Anonymous
>>19524435 hulkamania never dies brother
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>>19525181 The hulkstar always on cue
Anonymous
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>>19508402 based, bring on the big guy
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Just to let everyone know, the show will commence at midnight tonight.
Anonymous
>>19526962 Which timezone, nibba?
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>>19527104 Also it looks as if the show will need to be delayed until 1 AM. We apologize for this inconvenience, but there is still just a little uploading to do and Bitchute is being slow as usual. I can assure you that this particular show will be one of the best we have ever done and will be worth the wait.
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>>19529692 KWAB big kev was raped and i'm tired of pretending otherwise
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Link to the Metal thread:
>>19528376
