>be cop
>drew the short straw and put in a patrol car at a popular cyclist route
>90% of my day is now spent explaining basic cycling laws to motorists as I hand out fines
I'm going to shoot the next person to say "they shouldn't play with their toys on the road!" I swear to fucking god

Why are motorists so bad at basic traffic laws about bikes?

How do you respond without sounding mad?

Is Ashton Forbes right about the flight? His evidence seems pretty convincing.

What is the most cucked form of transportation?

Hi A/n/ons
I'm an An/o/n's Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut
Recently I've been feeling a bit insecure my passenger capacity.
An/o/n leased me about 2 years ago and ever since then he's intimately washed my hood and kissed me on my steering wheel when he pulls out his keys.
He's taken me to work and to home almost everyday.
But recently he's had some friends come home, and they started changing the way he behaves. He no longer kisses me on the bumper when he does maintenance on me, he no longer caresses my chassis.
Recently he's been parking me at a train station. Normally he just parks me inside the park & ride Garage so I can't see anything outside.
But yesterday he parked me outside the garage in the lot and I saw it all.
There was a big multi-car train, and he had around a group of 15 or 20 with him and they were all taking selfies with her, and kissing and rubbing up on her massive engine chassis. There were also 300 others on the platform waiting for the train to open her doors and, ... and...
*sobs in motor oil*
She fit them all in her massive caboose, and pulled out of the station at incredible speeds.
An/o/n no longer takes me to work and he just leaves me parked at this train station everyday now.
Is there anyway to improve my capacity size so An/o/n can drive me all the way to work again OwO

What was worse

1. Scott's edgelord "street drugs slang" branding,
or
2. ENVE's edgelord "4chan incel slang" branding

Objectively I like the products of both of these companies but I can't imagine how this could improve sales

I am taller than you
I am more attractive than you
I make more money than you
I am smarter than you
Thats all, bye

>groundbreaking was over a year ago
>was supposed to start heavy construction 2 months ago
>still no progress whatsoever
HSR bros, did we get bamboozled again?

Remember when you had to use tokens to take the bus

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