How do I get a bitch to ride my dick?

Forrester bros, our response?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRPduRHBhHI&t=1s

POV: Your local transit system decided to kill itself

>went from 3 lines going 15 minutes from one another to 1 line every hour

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Are they worth it? I'm thinking of getting a e-bicycle and then upgrading to a electric car.

It seems to be the perfect commuter vehicle. I owned an electric scooter before and even though it takes up less space than a bike it’s still hard to fit into some places like the bus. And you still get looks when you bring it inside places like cafes. But EUCs should be small enough that you can literally take them anywhere (and charge them anywhere). The high end ones are fast enough to keep up with traffic and can go pretty far on one charge. It’s technically illegal but most cops don’t really care as long as you don’t ride reckless and go on the highway.

Should I do it? Which one should I get?

Im wanting to figure out what is it that makes some bicycles have a more comfortable wheelie position than others?
By comfy i mean a point that sits further back and also has freedom of movement before looping

So far it seems higher bars help. And maybe a steeper seat tube?
And i want it to be figured out for a hybrid/gravel bike with an upright position similar to picrel

If you are going to blab on about wheelie bikes, please at least help me understand what it is that makes wheelie bikes wheelie so well so I can find a hybrid that will wheelie well

Are the wingy bits on the butt important?
Why wouldn't you just stop when it was on the ground?

Tallship bros, we're so fucking back.

john forester is the Erebus of cycling in America lmao. Though at least john had the decency of dying eventually. I saw this book "Practical Cycling" by "john forester" posted here some time ago. Didn't bother reading it because I do cycle for practical reasons everyday and save lots of money.
Cycling is practical for me and all the reasons for it are in spite of what that retard jonn forester advocated for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRPduRHBhHI
He actively campaigned against better infrastructure and better cycling infrastructure and did so at a very important timeframe in history.
Of course he's not the only one and it's part of bigger trends and systems but he played a far outsize role for a single individual and a cyclist at that to actively contributing to preventing better infrastructure for cycle transportation
He contributed to the many deaths and worse life for everyone who (wants to and wont) cycles in America.
Makes me wanna piss on his grave holy shit lmao