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>lmao your saddle is at bar height? no!!! slam your stem noob! aero is the most important thing! science said so!
>nooooo don't slam your stem stupid noob! aero takes a backseat to biomechanics! actually the latest colnago pinarello ineos team sky israel startup nation hansgrohe lease a bike doesn't slam the stem because science said so!
>gears teach bad technique! fixie teaches better form! ride fixed for 10 years and only then should you consider a derailleur! alton braun said so!
>actually you have to be between 90 and 100 rpm no matter what so you better be on 13x cassettes on a classified hub and 3x crankset or you're just doing garbage miles you stupid noob, garbage miles for a garbage person, you're garbage you garbage noob and I hope you die!
>crank length doesn't matter unless you have some genetic abnormality, you aren't special, kys
>actually, everyone should be on 165mm cranks it's what the pros do!
>don't do what the pros do you stupid poseur you're not a pro!
>I ride in all weather conditons because I'm a real cyclist and if you've ever hesitated because it was raining you're a loser and should consider suicide
>waaat? you ride in the rain!?!? toxic masculinity midlife crisis balding norwood loser, cycling is for fun not for proving what a hard man bad ass you are, go buy a convertible jagwar and cheat on your wife with a hooker no I mean a man, actually a male hooker, you microdick, loser scum of the earth subhuman, you should kys if you ride in the rain, your existence gives me the ick
Why is the cycling community like this?

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So he brought me in an airplane and m apparently he violated a class f airspace? And he got mad at yelled at the police. He’s in prison now what do I do?

what's stopping you from building and flying your own flying machine?

I originally started searching for these weird artworks of dudes or furries fucking planes as a joke cause I was so fascinated by how strange and ridiculous it was. next thing I knew I was having sexual fantasies about getting railed by a sentient F-22 raptor or even just a regular commercial airplane with a giant mechanical cock. I took a flight back home a while ago and got hard staring at the planes through the terminal window imagining them breeding me. should I kill myself?

So this board is where the people either too mentally retarded or too poor to get a drivers license talk about sour grapes? How embarassing! I'd find it amusing enough if it was autistic people liking trains, but adults riding a bicycle? What a world.

WTF did I buy?

Bought a 520i E34 touring that has been allegedly and mysteriously engine swapped with a 2.5 liter M50.

But I think the seller is either lying or wrong.
The block isn't attracting a magnet, and it has a DME MS41.0. Also the headers look m52.
The valve cover, engine cover and intake looks like M50 though.

Is it possible to build a frankenstein-m52 with m50 valve cover and intake, but use m52 for the rest? Maybe trying to hide the engine swap from TÜV?
Also should I be mad or excited for that?
I'm also trying to figure out the actual displacement, because obviously the seller's word is unreliable.

More pictures coming.

Begin training for your big summer ride in the spring winds. 78 Days to Unbound 200. 127 Days to RAGBRAI.
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I had this romantic daydream of taking a train ride somewhere and just enjoying the view and exploring a new place
Yesterday I actually did it, I took a 2 hour train ride to a random city near me and it was disappointing
The train ride was boring and had no scenery besides trees and houses, and the actual city was the same as anywhere
I normally use trains to get around but using trains for fun was just ass