Hello, good bastards of /pw/, and welcome to another exciting edition of this board's resident wrestling show, SATURDAY NIGHT METAL. This episode is going to be a real slobberknocker, as we've got some excellent matches lined up for you tonight and all kinds of other surprises as well. K-WAB Wrestling continues to grow and improve, and we can assure you that things will only continue to get better. As you may have seen, we launched our secondary show this week, known as K-WAB Hype Zone, which will replace the weekly preview threads. However, Saturday Night Metal will continue to be the main brand for the foreseeable future. So, enough about the fed itself, let's get on with tonight's card:
>Randy "Macho Man" Savage Vs The Iron Sheik in a special "Loser-Pays-For-The-Drugs" Match >Sting Vs HHH >Loco Bandito Vs Brody King >Ryback Vs Harambe >ICP Vs The Outbreak For the K-WAB Tag Team Championships PLUS:
>Wolfie's Next KWAB >A lot of special recap material >The King's Court with Jerry Lawler >A special video tribute to our new deathmatch king All this and much more has been prepared just for you, the good people of /pw/. So sit back and get ready because it's all coming up next on SATURDAY NIGHT METAL!
>Show Intro Theme: https://files.catbox.moe/yforxs.mp3 >Official K-WAB Channel: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW >Official K-WAB Email Address: [email protected]
Anonymous
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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On our last episode, Mr. Perfect started the evening by vanquishing Tourette's Guy despite some musical trickery. We got an update on the status of Kane, our former Gigadimes champion who is presently in hell awaiting trial by combat. Captain Confederate taught a lesson in southern strategy to Hangman Page, defeating him with a wily possum kind of move. The Hulkster appeared on Rock Talk with Grug to discuss recent events and let all the little Hulksters know that he's back for good. Poi managed to defeat Liv Morgan in a close-fought contest, and Mistico continued his winning streak by taking down Homeless Jimmy. In our world title match between Ric Flair and Sabu, Vader interfered and caused all kinds of trouble. After Vader was finally ejected from the ring, Sabu managed to clinch the victory and take the K-WAB World Heavyweight Championship.
Previous Show Links:
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 10:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19331735 Samhain Sacrifice Night 2:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19202363 Samhain Sacrifice Night 1:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 9:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19031496 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 8:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18976080 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795 Independence Day Rumble:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930 Anonymous
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>>19528376 oh hell yeah good things are worth the wait
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And just to recap the first episode of K-WAB Hype Zone:
>Cactus Jack defeated Harry Pothead by pinfall >Steven Regal defeated Jerry Lawler by submission >Eddie Guerrero defeated Psicosis by pinfall There were a few other little announcements as well, so you might want to glance over this thread if you haven't already:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19508256 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Tonight, the tag team titles are on the line as reigning champions the Insane Clown Posse must face a pair of undead monsters straight from the voodoo graves of New Orleans. Their manager Barnabus gives me the creeps, but we needed a good new team and the Outbreak is it. So, tonight's main event will be a tag team match between two clowns and two rotten dead bodies.
Anonymous
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
Ladies and gentlemen, I have big news for all of you right here. K-WAB Wrestling has been trying to figure out a workable way to allow the anons of /pw/ to more directly take part in the shows. While this idea is quite experimental, we think we have found the answer. President Von Erich has decided that we will use the long-established but constantly-disputed /pw/ championship as the official title of a new shoot fighting division. In this context, "shoot fighting" means that these will be fair matches with outcomes decided purely by the results of the simulation. There will be no dusty finishes, run-ins, cheating, etc. and all these videos will be presented without mid-match cuts so that you can see that no editing fuckery has taken place. If you are interested, contract negotiations can be conducted after the show.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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So, in case you're wondering where I found these two stinking zombie fucks and their evil carny manager, I made this little mini-movie to tell the tale.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/9tuAlUqujNUf Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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For many years, the Iron Sheik and Randy Savage have been fighting over drug money. There is some debate as to who started it, but in any case it seems that the Macho Man owes the Sheik a lot of money for the massive amounts of coke and pot that the Sheik has shared with him in the past. This is one of the reasons why the Sheik has repeatedly said he would like to suplex the Macho Man, put him in a camel clutch, break his back, and fuck his ass to make him humble old country way (in that order). Here's a short video recap taken from some relevant shoot interviews.
Anonymous
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Ooooohhh fuck yeah, bud!!!!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And so, tonight these two hopeless dope fiends have agreed to settle their dispute in a special loser-pays-for-the-drugs match right here on Saturday Night Metal. And if you would like to see how they came to this agreement, we've put together a little video package for you.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/6BkDN5yK3NLB Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is a special Loser-Pays-For-The-Drugs match...Introducing first, from Tehran, Iran, weighing 258 pounds...he is the pride of Persia and the man who makes you humble...THE IRON SHEIK!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/aaCkd5yY1qro Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/eatmss.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent...from Sarasota, Florida, weighing 237 pounds...he is the one and only Macho Man Randy Savage!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/rKyPSeP2KnZF Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/hrvyc2.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And here we go with our first match. Which of these two men will be forced to eat the cost of all those narcotics? It's Randy Savage and the Iron Sheik and we got it for you right here!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/t0bhXrQARt30 Anonymous
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...the Macho Man Randy Savage!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Macho Man, you was lucky punk. But da Iron Sheik keep his word like good shia muslim. You no owe me da money for da marijuana and da cocaine and da beer. But next time you come my room, you bring your own gimmick you cheap jew son of bitch!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Everyone please rise for Jerry "The King" Lawler!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Hello you morons, and welcome to the first edition of the King's Court! AHAHAHAHAHA! That's right, you peons have been blessed tonight with the divine presence of royalty. For I am the true king of wrestling, and if any of you morons out here had enough brains to fill a jockstrap, you would be bowing down and acknowledging the greatness of your king. Speaking of which, what is this place called again? 4chang or something like that? I gotta tell ya, in all my years I've never seen such a braindead slobbering mass of inbred mutts. From what everybody tells me, you're basically the rejects from the rest of the internet, the lowest of the low! What do you have to say for yourselves? >BURGER KING >BURGER KING >BURGER KING
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Hey shut up with that burger king stuff! What a bunch of ingrates, you are in the presence of a king! You should be thanking me for even comin out here to this stupid little bingo hall! This guy over here is so fat, he looks like he could sit on a quarter and squeeze a booger outta George Washington's nose! And you over here, with the Japanese girl on your shirt...I can't help but notice your right arm is three times the size of your left! I think we can see what he does with most of his spare time. This guy's so dumb he probably jerked off to Godzilla instead of joshi matches and didn't even know the difference! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >BURGER KING >BURGER KING >BURGER KING
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Alright, well, even though you peons really don't deserve it, I'm going to continue with my show and introduce this week's guest. He's a man you all know well, and a very accomplished wrestler, but he's had a little bit of bad luck lately so I figured we'd get him out here and talk about what went down on the last episode of this stinkin shitpile you guys call a show! Ladies and gentlemen, your former world champion, Ric Flair! Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Lj78Lmlp2uNm Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/6300cq.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Lawler: >Flair
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Lawler >Flair
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
On the first episode of Saturday Night Metal, Sting and HHH ended their match in an unconventional fashion when HHH had a heart attack in the scorpion deathlock. After this, HHH retired (again) and that seemed to be the end for him. However, after sucking the stem cells from several hundred aborted babies and injecting enough steroids to kill a bull, HHH has rejuvenated himself and is now looking for revenge against the Stinger.
Anonymous
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from the donkey show in Tijuana, weighing 165 pounds...he is the most racist man in Mexico, Loco Bandito!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/MznBWKXNlRh2 Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/fh8pwv.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>>19528897 Kek, disregard that post, wrong entrance
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing 255 pounds...he is the game, the cerebral assassin, and the king of kings...Triple H!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/PGuAgrxveqxB Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/31071f.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent...from every man's nightmare, weighing 250 pounds...ladies and gentlemen this is STING!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/mhHp8bLk9Wae Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/1mal9v.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Alright, now we have a rematch from episode 1. Let's see how it goes! Will HHH unKWAB himself at last or will Sting send him into retirement again?
https://www.bitchute.com/video/e5wpAvyL6PWE Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Triple H!
Anonymous
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>>19528960 very surprising result but a good match
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>You know, Sting...when you KWAB'd me last time, you actually did me a favor. You showed me that I had gone soft. So i pulled myself up and I did what I had to do in order to get my revenge. To make this moment a reality, I had to rob an abortion clinic and suck the stem cells directly from hundreds of aborted fetuses. But I couldn't do it alone, so I had to get the boys back together. The game has returned, and I'm bringing all my degenerate friends along for the ride. Degeneration X is taking over whether you want us or not, and if you don't like it...then we got two words for ya... >SUCK >IT
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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As part of his prize for winning the first annual Crimson Crown deathmatch tournament at Samhain Sacrifice, The MAGA Butcher gets a special music video tribute made in his honor. This will be a part of the prize for all deathmatch kings in the future. SO, everyone rise and acknowledge the first K-WAB Wrestling King of the Deathmatch...The MAGA Butcher!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/1V80X2y4SIPF Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>So, Undertaker...You want to tangle with the last son of madness? There is nothing in the world that would please me more. You cheated me of my victory, I had your stupid brother beaten and you robbed me. Undertaker, you're nothing without your fat little necrophiliac friend and his little demon book. I accept your challenge, and next week, I will take my place as the new lord of hell.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from the donkey show in Tijuana, weighing 165 pounds...he is the most racist man in Mexico, Loco Bandito!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/MznBWKXNlRh2 Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/fh8pwv.mp3 Anonymous
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>>19529061 kill em loco represent for all racists lol
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent...from Van Nuys, California, weighing 285 pounds...he is the fat fuck shitter boy, Brody King!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/vwk4DAFPg44M Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/kemo0d.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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As some of you might remember, Brody King and Loco Bandito had a match on episode 2, which Brody managed to win through a variety of dirty tactics. First, he lured Loco outside by claiming that ICE was on the way to deport him, after which he ambushed Loco with a trash can and stuffed him in a dumpster. When Loco managed to avoid the countout, Brody called in help from Adam Cole. The MAGA Powers intervened and beat Cole to a pulp, but Brody was able to get the win. Loco has been itching for revenge ever since, and tonight he has a chance to get it.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Alright, here it is, you wonderful autistic bastards...Click below and enjoy Loco Bandito Vs Brody King: The Rematch.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/7V0QHTi5IcZ1 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Loco Bandito!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And what a terrible revenge Loco Bandito has wrought upon Brody King! He dressed him up like a mexican and handed him over to ICE! Where will Brody King be deported to? Will it be a nice sunny beach in Cancun, or a hellish torture prison in El Salvador? Either way, I think it's safe to say we won't be seeing him for awhile.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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We'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors
https://files.catbox.moe/kieehs.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>WHO IS THE MAN? VADER IS THE MAN! But today Vader wants to talk about man's best friend. Here in the White Castle of Fear, I keep a horde of vicious beasts and I feed them all the most horrible things in the world! Gunpowder! Crystal Meth! Rotten fish heads! Chopped up dead bodies! Roadkilled vultures! Whole buckets of maggots! And if you dare to cross the man they call Vader, it might be YOU that becomes their next meal! With Vader's Doggo Chow, you won't just have doggos, brutha...you'll have MONSTERS! VADER IS THE MAN! But if Vader were a dog, he would not want to eat pitiful normal ordinary dog food for puny little anklebiting pussy dogs! Vader's Doggo Chow is specially formulated by me, the monster of the Rocky Mountains, to make your doggo into a savage murderous snarling death machine just like me...Vader's Doggo Chow is not approved by the AKC or anyone else, and so the man they call Vader will not be held responsible if your dog suddenly tears your head off in a howling psychotic rage YEAH! Now listen to me, little man...Vader is telling you to go out and buy Vader's Doggo Chow right now, OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND POWERBOMB YOU THROUGH THE FLOOR!!!
Anonymous
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Anonymous
>>19529164 Fucking based.
There's more than enough posters here that desperately need to overdose on Troon-B-Gone.
Looking at you, Hogantranny.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Atsushi Onita >Matt Riddle
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from the zoo in Brownsville, Texas, weighing 440 pounds...he is our nigga, HARAMBE!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/nt7fRVMoZQCh Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/kykd8h.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent...from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing 291 pounds...this is RYBACK!
>FEED ME MORE >FEED ME MORE Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/s1ygWw2Xy7oe Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/2ifrwd.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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This next match is a battle of the beasts. We got the big guy against the big ape. Who will emerge as king of the jungle?
https://www.bitchute.com/video/UZH2YxxyPoLC Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has ruled this match to be a no-contest as a result of interference.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Well, Harambe was certainly happy with that finish, because he got some free bananas, but Ryback is absolutely livid. He's ready to tear Triple H and Shawn Michaels to pieces, but those two degenerates have said that they are bringing Goldberg next week. Ryback has happily accepted the challenge and so next week we will bring you Goldberg Vs Ryback. I'll just go ahead and tell you, I booked Ryback against Harambe as a test, and I would say he passed. He may not have won, but he did very well indeed. I think he'll do just fine here.
Anonymous
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It only ends for those who need something else to party
The Undertaker !!1C2erSR+Vlt
Good evening, mortals. Tonight, I have come not as your champion, but as your judge. As the presiding mmmm judge of wrestler's court, it is my duty to see that all sentences are duly carried out. Wolfie has been sentenced to SEVEN DEADLY KWABS. Three have been given. Three remain. The fourth KWAB shall occur tonight. Bailiff Bryan! Bailiff Guerrero! Bring out...the convicted.
The Undertaker !!1C2erSR+Vlt
WOLFIE! For your fourth KWAB, you shall receive...THE TAR AND FEATHERS! Yes, my creatures of the night...bring the tar, and make sure it's nice and hot. First we will turn this wolf into a tar baby.
Anonymous
The Undertaker !!1C2erSR+Vlt
Very good mmmmmmm...now, it is time to turn the tar baby into a chicken. BRING THE BARREL OF FEATHERS and let the humiliation begin!
The Undertaker !!1C2erSR+Vlt
Now, Wolfie...as you stand there in complete and utter degradation, suffering in pain from the hot tar that sears your rotting flesh...you should reflect upon your crimes and repent of your sins. Do not forget that each of your KWABS is destined to be more terrible than the last. Three have been given, three remain. Now let's all point at this foolish mortal and laugh...mmmmm now that's badass.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Ladies and gentlemen, juggalos and juggalettes of all ages...do you wanna see a dead body?
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>MAYBE YOU WANNA SEE TWO DEAD BODIES?
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Then step right up, and prepare to be shocked and amazed, as Barnabus the bizarre oh so proudly presents...twin bodies, one conjoined brain...an insatiable hunger that must be seen to be believed. From the Voodoo graves of New Orleans, I give you Jacksyn and Abel...THE OUTBREAK! Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/KuyYdIDopTse Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/40knah.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, this main event contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be for the K-WAB Wrestling Tag Team Championships. Please welcome your reigning champions...from Southwest Detroit, with a total combined weight of 486 pounds...they are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, The Insane Clown Posse!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/M2zqptqY3O5p Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/lxjf6e.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Here we go with our MAIN EVENT! It's the Insane Clown Posse taking on The Outbreak with tag team gold on the line.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/jrsHjQvX8OgR Anonymous
>>19529257 mmmMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMM...now THAT's a badass KWAB that I see. Not even 10 pure strikes and a bottle of Jack is gonna bring wolfie's bitch ass back from that one.
The Undertaker !!1C2erSR+Vlt
>>19529296 I am glad that you have enjoyed my work. I can assure you that Wolfie's seventh KWAB will be horrible beyond belief, and it may even come to pass...that he will rest...IN PEACE.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners...AND STILL K-WAB Tag Team Champions...Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope...The Insane Clown Posse!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And so, with a little help from the juggalos, ICP has vanquished the zombie menace and I can see we got a lot of juggalos in the crowd tonight. They're sprayin Faygo all over the place and makin a terrible mess but I don't give a fuck. Let em have their fun. ICP is joining right in with the party, and they certainly have plenty to celebrate tonight.
Anonymous
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>>19529303 Based. About time someone bury that dimeless pedo shitter.
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
And now it's time for a new feature here on Saturday Night Metal, and that feature is...THE KWAB OF THE WEEK. That's right, it's exactly what you're thinking. Each week we will award a prize to the person who has suffered the worst KWAB of the week. The prize for the winner is ridicule and mockery, but the rest of us should find it amusing. So, here are this week's nominees:>Jerry Lawler (tapped out and punked out in the same week) >Wolfie (The ol' tar and feathers) >Brody (beaten, defiled, and deported) >Onita (still failing to carny anyone) >The Iron Sheik (will never get his drug money back) >drum roll....
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Well it may have taken forever, but it has been an excellent show tonight if I do say so myself. Let's take a quick look at the match results.
Anonymous
>>19529333 Checked trips.
Amazing show. Glad to see you're back and hopefully are still on the mend.
Can't wait for the holiday pay per view. It ought to be a doozy.
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
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And now it's time to take a look at the rankings.>Cactus Jack defeated Harry Pothead to become the #20 contender (Heavyweight) >Steven Regal defeated Jerry Lawler to become the #21 contender (Heavyweight) >Eddie Guerrero defeated Psicosis to become the #8 contender (Cruiserweight) >Randy Savage defeated the Iron Sheik to become the #22 contender (Heavyweight) >HHH defeated Sting to become the #8 contender (Heavyweight), dropping Sting to #23 >Loco Bandito defeated Brody King to become the #7 contender (Cruiserweight) >Ryback Vs Harambe had no effect on the rankings >ICP Vs The Outbreak also had no effect on the rankings
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>>19529338 I'm feeling much better now, and thank you for your concern. I will hopefully be able to keep up a more regular broadcast schedule from here on out. As always, we at K-WAB Wrestling greatly appreciate the support of based anons like yourself.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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NEXT TIME ON SATURDAY NIGHT METAL:
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our broadcast for the evening. We invite you to hang out in the thread as long as you want, and we will remind you that K-WAB is still accepting applications for workers in our upcoming shoot division as explained here
>>19528549 . To put in an application, simply put on a tripcode and drop a promo in this thread or any other official K-WAB thread.
We hope you have enjoyed this little autistic circus, and we hope that it provides many hours of entertainment for all the good people of /pw/. We hope that all of you and your families have a pleasant holiday season, and we wish nothing but the best to all you exceptional autistic bastards (and I mean that in a good way). Until next time, this is Pepe Von Erich signing off.
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>>19529241 >>19529250 lol why did tarring and feathering go out of style? seems like it was pretty based to me.
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>>19529333 Another kino show and I can't wait for Undertaker's first title defense. I do have a little suggestion/request for a guy for the next Hype Zone episode, just look at the top of that building, IT'S THE WALL BROTHER!
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>>19529388 based AF as always
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>>19529169 i wish troon b gone was real, an easy way to get rid of troons sure would be nice.
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>>19529936 well most religions do tend to repel them, that's probably the closest we have.
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>>19529241 >>19529250 seeing wolfie get kwabbed will never not be lovely
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>>19528549 this sounds like dimes, I want in
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>>19529325 so I assume this KWABOTW thing only includes events within this fed?
