I like to randomly add years whenever talking about things that happened just a few years ago to make anons despair and feel like they're wasting their life and I'll default to calling anons she/her to make them feel like they they're being outnumbered by people of a lesser mental fortitude than them and no longer fit in to 4chan.

when someone who posts here commits a crime, how do authorities find their old posts? i've seen them dig up years-old posts from /b/ to use against them. do mods save every post you make or something?

Pass doesn't work on 4channel. Anyone else have this problem?

Why are the threads deleted here? It should have been a full featured board with audio webms and everything.
I am a paying customer.

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i had an idea for a sanwich and ur nit gonna beliueve this.

USF will beat Miami

I got banned.

(1/4) I have a shocking true story to share with you, brethren. It is the story of the woke takeover of Canada, and how I, a healthy and intelligent white male, became a victim of its life-hating chokehold on the country.

A bit of background info about myself: I come from a stable middle-class background, was intellectually precocious, skipped a grade, excelled academically, fairly attractive but socially introverted, decent build, moderately athletic. Got into a decent university and performed well but was struck by the poor quality of the education. Shortly before I'm about to graduate I have a sudden and profound dissociative episode severe enough to be comparable to an MKUltra mind-wipe. I'm talking no memory, no awareness of space or time, no ego functioning whatsoever. After some unspecified period of time I manage to re-integrate my psyche and naturally become suspicious of my family with whom I was living. I press them about the issue but am met with evasive or defensive responses. Eventually our arguments come to a head and I agree to go to the emergency room, where I am assessed by several doctors who immediately certify me (i.e. involuntarily commit me) under our mental health act laws with an initial diagnosis of unspecified psychosis due to suspicion. One of the doctors is even bold enough to mock me, saying "You don't think there's a conspiracy against you, do you?", knowing that I can't protest. I have no choice but to comply, and after the initial shock wears off I realize the only course of action is to be as sane, polite, reasonable and compliant as possible in the hopes that someone responsible will notice the glaring incommensurability of the situation. As I sit on the psych ward, nurses and patients do eventually notice and begin commenting, with some nurses even approaching me directly with hushed inquiries as to why I'm there and offering advice for proceeding with legal appeals.