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ID:RaDtE+pO No.23989611 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Has anyone ever lowkey minmaxxed you out of munting a cortisol spike while you were jestergooning a SMV?

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>Alien here.
>Yep, you're getting your disclosure pretty soon.
>Agreed upon timetable has been met.
>Some advice: Don't get too excited, we're not.
>We've done this a lot.
>Many planets and planetoids with potential are nurtured by us.
>Us is a collective - basically a political and trade association.
>Life is common in the cosmos but it gets wiped out very easily (collisions, energy blasts, etc.)
>Yes, this is in English, since that is the language you use for science and politics. When we vocalize we use tonal frequencies so Mandarin is easier for us.
>We don't look like how you expect. Yes, we use telepathy to some extent.
>We have activities all over your world all the time and have for thousands of your years but these affairs are primarily to keep species development on-track and keep violent humans from destroying themselves.
>Species destroying themselves is remarkably common. We can't always stop it. Sometimes it is a matter or resource allocation. Your world is off the beaten path and so sometimes the only live entities visiting are the equivalent of biology grad students checking in on studies and experiments.
>Yes, most of our bases are under the water, in your oceans, away from your prying eyes and meddling. And, yes, most are automated.
>The first thing you will notice is we will stop hiding our activities and movements. Over time you will see our machines more and more - best not to approach them.
>Many of you will try to venerate us as gods or look to us for some grand wisdom. We run into this on almost every world with an intelligent civilisation we reveal ourselves to.
>There are no gods - you made them all up.
>There is no secret to reveal. Life is biology and it is eat or be eaten.
>Morality is a construct, but we higher life forms need it as a method toward social cohesion in mutually beneficial activities.
>We don't bring you answers, but you will get share some of our technology so long as it is not used to make war.
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No.23990300 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Why didn't parents of millennials and zoomers teach them how to fight?
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Know the difference straight men

No.23991044 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
This is political: tobacco use is based and conservative coded. Smoking crack and dope is for liberal faggots.
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ID:8E/NQrkn No.23984993 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
jokes aside do you buy sausage on a regular basis?
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ID:+KiZqoKv No.23987038 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
beans on bagel time
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ID:5A1OfpyW No.23980224 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Helllooooo!
I'm so bored
would anyone talk to me
I wanna die so I could meet god and just sleep on his lap that will be so cute I think he won't mind
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No.23990158 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
The average American woman is 5'4" and weighs 170.8 pounds.

This is what that looks like.
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ID:4CBajlH5 No.23990710 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
my entire life is hell because I was born in (((new england)))

literally the worst place on planet earth. -40C winters every year. nothing but cold snaps, blizzards, warnings, extreme cold every day. 40C summers with 18 hours of sun and humidity.

literally the tropics but with arctic freezing winters.