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>Be an average rapper that almost nobody knows about >Get the privilege of performing at one of the most sought-after events of the year >Perform a rap song, because that's what the music industry mainlines >Crowd cheers >Complain about how America is a horrible country doing horrible things >Crowd cheers No firing squads awaited him at his house. His family wasn't held at gunpoint. His bank account wasn't frozen. He wasn't dragged to a prison camp.
I was told America was a fascist dictatorship. What sort of a fascist dictatorship allows its own citizens to talk horribly about their country and its politics, and not face the firing squad?
>Alien here. >Yep, you're getting your disclosure pretty soon. >Agreed upon timetable has been met. >Some advice: Don't get too excited, we're not. >We've done this a lot. >Many planets and planetoids with potential are nurtured by us. >Us is a collective - basically a political and trade association. >Life is common in the cosmos but it gets wiped out very easily (collisions, energy blasts, etc.) >Yes, this is in English, since that is the language you use for science and politics. When we vocalize we use tonal frequencies so Mandarin is easier for us. >We don't look like how you expect. Yes, we use telepathy to some extent. >We have activities all over your world all the time and have for thousands of your years but these affairs are primarily to keep species development on-track and keep violent humans from destroying themselves. >Species destroying themselves is remarkably common. We can't always stop it. Sometimes it is a matter or resource allocation. Your world is off the beaten path and so sometimes the only live entities visiting are the equivalent of biology grad students checking in on studies and experiments. >Yes, most of our bases are under the water, in your oceans, away from your prying eyes and meddling. And, yes, most are automated. >The first thing you will notice is we will stop hiding our activities and movements. Over time you will see our machines more and more - best not to approach them. >Many of you will try to venerate us as gods or look to us for some grand wisdom. We run into this on almost every world with an intelligent civilisation we reveal ourselves to. >There are no gods - you made them all up. >There is no secret to reveal. Life is biology and it is eat or be eaten. >Morality is a construct, but we higher life forms need it as a method toward social cohesion in mutually beneficial activities. >We don't bring you answers, but you will get share some of our technology so long as it is not used to make war.
