Hello anons, and welcome to the second episode of K-WAB Hype Zone! In case you didn't know, Hype Zone is our secondary show, and mostly consists of recaps, discussion, and reposting of material from previous shows. However, Hype Zone will always have some original content for you as well. This week, we have three excellent Hype Zone matches for you, and they are:
>Lex Luger Vs Mike Awesome >Hayabusa Vs Big Knife Manju >The MAGA Powers Vs The Pitbulls K-WAB Wrestling is the only wrestling company created specifically for you, the anons of peedub, and this is just the start of what we got for you this week. On this episode, we also got some extra special holiday surprises to drop! Get comfy and get HYPED because it's all coming up next on K-WAB Hype Zone.
Intro Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/0v4170.mp3 >Official K-WAB Channel: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW >Official K-WAB Email Address: [email protected]
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Alright, let's start with the big news. This week, Saturday Night Metal will be replaced with a special Christmas episode called Sunday Night Yuletide. Yes, Christmas is already over, but we really wanted to do a Christmas episode this year and some people celebrate Christmas in January anyway. The weatherman has predicted a lot of snow. We hope that you will join us this Sunday at 10PM EST for the beginning of a holiday tradition called Sunday Night Yuletide.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
This Sunday, we got six presents under the K-WAB Christmas tree for each and every one of you. These little gifts are:>Antonio Inoki Vs Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat >A special holiday 4-way match between Vader, The Ultimate Warrior, Rick Rude and LA Knight, with the winner receiving a shot at the K-WAB World Heavyweight Championship. >Bull Nakano Vs Sunny >"Stone Cold" Steve Austin Vs Cactus Jack in a ruthless warzone deathmatch >Ryback Vs Goldberg facing off in a steel cage >The Undertaker defending the Gigadimes title against David Benoit in a no-holds-barred match of evil against evil
Anonymous
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>>19611340 based, welcome back
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be an over-the-top match. Competitors may win by pinfall, submission, or by throwing their opponent over the top rope.
Introducing first...from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing 275 pounds...he is the total package Lex Luger!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/CtHjG9R2Amx6 Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/xouh2t.mp3 Anonymous
>>19611419 Rooting for the Deadman to defend his title
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And his opponent...from Tampa, Florida...weighing 292 pounds...he is the gladiator, the pro, and the fat chick thrilla from the land of the gator...Mike Awesome!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/fDzzgSEPOH3e Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/hlt6e6.mp3 Anonymous
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>>19611525 mmmmm lookin stylish as usual
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Alright, here we go with the first of this week's matches! These two first met in our 8-man Royal Rumble back on episode 6 of Saturday Night Metal, and they were both eliminated. So now, they each have a shot at redemption in an over-the-top showdown!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/qmZWR9n1XlfR Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
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>>19611525 Speaking of the deadman, we will be hearing from him later on this episode of Hype Zone with a short promo regarding his upcoming title defense against the crazed crippler David Benoit.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by way of tossout...MIKE AWESOME!
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
On episode 11 of Saturday Night Metal, we saw the debut of the zombie tag team known as The Outbreak, as they took on the Insane Clown Posse for the Tag Team titles. The Outbreak took an early lead and proceeded to use the ancient and deadly power of the death mist to paralyze the champions. However, ICP countered with some Faygo Moon Mist provided by some loyal juggalos in the crowd. With the death mist dispersed, Violent J was able to score the pinfall with a blue thunder driver to retain the tag team gold.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/jrsHjQvX8OgR Dave Meltzer !!rwXZRNWssn+
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>>19611881 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah I didn't really like this one very much Apu. I mean, it was, you know, okay...but I just don't really like clowns, you know? uhhhh one time uhhhh when I was just a boy this, like, clown...he uhhh came up to me at the uhhh circus and like, you know uhhh asked me to shake his hand. well, he had this uhhhh hand buzzer, but it was uhhh malfunctioning or something, and it hit me with like uhhhhhhh 5000 volts or so and you know, it knocked me on my uhhh ass and my uhhh family sued the circus into bankruptcy and I uhhhh haven't liked clowns since.
Anonymous
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
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I have been authorized by President Von Erich to reveal that our first cruiserweight champion will be crowned in a round-robin tournament with five competitors. This will be preceded by 5 qualifying matches, meaning that 10 cruiserweights will have a shot at the gold. The belt itself is not yet ready, but Beltmaker Pepe has assured us that it will be ready very soon. This tournament will be a regular yearly event, and will be known as the Iron Eagle Cup.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from parts unknown, weighing 225 pounds...please welcome the flying assassin, Hayabusa!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/NNzPnFCGqnyK Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/s55jbj.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent...from the slums of Karnataka, India...weighing 275 pounds...he is one half of the Pajeets of Pain, the tear in the poster...Big Knife Manju!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/6Obamk6hJXXg Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/g3gmkr.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Alright, here we go with our second Hype Zone match! We got the disgusting and heavily armed con artist from India against the flying assassin Hayabusa! Will Hayabusa send the dirty jeet back to the designated shitting street or will he taste the curry turds of defeat? Click below to find out!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/CuaYxVFAFS4y Anonymous
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>>19611419 >finally got inoki i will now watch your show
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>19611525 Very nice pic, I always appreciate it when our fans contribute their own OC. Here is a better version of the gigadimes title if you'd like to make any more.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Hayabusa!
Anonymous
>>19612396 Great, Hayabusa is my top favorite for the Cruiserweight Tournament
>>19612343 Many thanks, I will find good use with it
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
On episode 11 of Saturday Night Metal, we saw Ryback, a perennial fan favorite of /pw/, getting a very rough initiation into the ranks of K-WAB Wrestling. He had to take on Harambe the gorilla, and he was actually doing pretty well until the referee went down. At that point, Degeneration X decided to interfere! They bribed Harambe with a banana to join them, and this was bad news for Ryback until he fed Harambe more and bribed him with two bananas! It was around this time that referee Chuck Norris finally woke up and declared the match to be a no-contest. DX responded to these events by calling Ryback a two-bit Goldberg ripoff, and they swore to bring in the real Goldberg to kick his ass. Well, it seems that they actually did it, because Ryback and Goldberg are booked to face each other this Sunday, and the match will be contested in a steel cage to ensure no further interference.
Ryback Vs Harambe Full Match:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/UZH2YxxyPoLC Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
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>>19612424 Well, I'm glad you mentioned that. I forgot to tell everybody earlier that the list of contestants for the Iron Eagle Cup will be announced on Sunday. I'll go ahead and tell you that Hayabusa is indeed one of the ten cruiserweights who will have a chance to compete.
Dave Meltzer !!rwXZRNWssn+
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>>19612799 uhhhh well you know I just uhhhh couldn't even review this match Apu. It was just a big uhhhhh mess and I don't, you know, like all that silly stuff with the bananas and what not uhhhh in fact it made so uh mad that I kinda, you know, spilled a big bunch of spaghetti all over the floor but that's uhhhh fine because, you know, the dog was uhh kinda hungry
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And now let's hear a few words from The Undertaker about his upcoming title defense against David Benoit:
https://files.catbox.moe/fldex1.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And this was the challenger's response:
https://files.catbox.moe/q5f1xl.mp3 Anonymous
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Who will emerge from this Christmas war as the holder of the K-WAB Gigadimes Championship? This Sunday, at Sunday Night Yuletide, it's a battle of evil Vs evil, which isn't normally the kind of thing that would main event a Christmas show, I admit. What can I say, Undertaker is the current Gigadimes champion, that belt was in line to be defended, and Benoit was owed a title shot. So, that's just how it had to happen. It may be a little strange but I think you guys will like the results.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be a tornado tag match.
Introducing first, from Hammonton, New Jersey...at a total combined weight of 485 pounds, this is Pitbull #1 and Pitbull #2, the savage animals known as...THE PITBULLS!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/D4c2vd2rbuNl Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/t6gnmu.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And their opponents...from the beating heart pf America, at a total combined weight of 533 pounds...they are Hulk Hogan and the MAGA Butcher, the MAGA Powers!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/0pf6Ajwwf4Al Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/df18vb.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>Well you know somethin, /pw/maniacs? The Hulkster just wants to say a few things before big wood and brother butcher whip these two dimeless new jersey mutts back to the pound, brother! First of all, FUCK TRANNIES BROTHER! >And you know what? FUCK KAMALA TOO BROTHER! THE BIG HULKAMANIAC IN THE WHITE HOUSE HAS ALWAYS GOT OUR BACK BROTHER! >And speaking of dimeless mutts from New Jersey...FUCK JOEY JANELA too brother! I want to be the first in K-WAB Wrestling to acknowledge this jabroni mark as the new and reigning KWAB of the year for 2025 brother! And WHATCHA GONNA DO, all you troons and marxists and dimeless bums from Jersey, when the power of the MAGA Powers runs wild on you?!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And here we go with the third of our Hype Zone matches for the evening. We got Hulk Hogan and the MAGA Butcher taking on the Pitbulls in a tornado tag match extravaganza! Will the MAGA Powers send the pitbulls back to the pound, or will they be mauled and mangled like stray cats?
https://www.bitchute.com/video/TqcbcfYg9ejL Anonymous
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Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners by way of chokeout...Hulk Hogan and the MAGA Butcher...THE MAGA POWERRRRRS!!
Archive Apu !!YsRMKmU7/5j
Hello everyone, I believe this is the first time we've met. My name is Archive Apu, and I am one of the many Apus who work behind the scenes here at K-WAB Wrestling. I know I look a lot like my cousin Frenly Apu, but that's just because we're all Apus and we all wear the same suit. In any case, President Von Erich pays me to maintain an archive of all K-WAB material. If you would like to catch up on previous shows, here is a handy list of links:
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 11:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19528376 Hype Zone Episode 1: Hype Zone Episode 1:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19508256 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 10:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19331735 Samhain Sacrifice Night 2:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19202363 Samhain Sacrifice Night 1:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 9:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19031496 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 8:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18976080 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795 Independence Day Rumble:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930 In the future, I plan to create an archive website of our own. There's nothing wrong with Palanq, of course, but with an archive site of our own we can ensure that this material remains freely available to our fans no matter what may occur in the future. I can't tell you for sure when the archive site will be finished, but it is in the works. Feel free to ask me if you are looking to locate any specific piece of media.
Anonymous
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>>19611529 >29 >292 pounds praise kek
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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This may not have anything to do with K-WAB Wrestling, but I would like to pay my respects to one Hiroshi Tanahashi on the night of his final match. I'll definitely be watchin that one. Let me know if you guys would like me to add him to the roster.
Anonymous
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>>19613471 glad to see this fed recognizes the truth. still joey.
Anonymous
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>>19611419 looks pretty good to me
Anonymous
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UNSPEAKABLE LEVELS OF FINLAY SWAGGER
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>>19613508 hulkamania lives forever
Anonymous
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>>19611556 i dig the new ring
Anonymous
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>>19613681 try wix, it's good for simple little sites like that
Anonymous
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>>19611340 christmas in january is over with me brother
Anonymous
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>>19611556 i miss mike awesome, we need another big muscle guy who can fly like that
LyricKING !!BYOR5NTTfKz
Hey there wrestling fans, just wanted to let you know that I have prepared a brand new 92 song for this special holiday occasion. It's called "Jingle Bell Rape" and I'm sure you already know what it's about. Be sure to tune in to Sunday Night Yuletide tonight at 10 for that and more. I might even make a second holiday 92 song if I have time.
Anonymous
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>>19620496 fucking based, fuck lundy
Anonymous
>>19611340 showtime in 3 hours, looking forward to seeing what youve brought us for christmas OP
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>19621684 That is correct, and now it's time to drop the opening promo for the first annual installment of Sunday Night Yuletide. This one's pretty simple, actually...just a nice little Christmas poem that I wrote for you guys. It's called "The Bitch Who Stole KWABsmas."
https://www.bitchute.com/video/anIjBnHEZaGN Anonymous
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>>19621798 big kek PVE. funny and comfy.
Anonymous
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>>19621798 pure xmas KWABkino
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>>19621798 nice of you to let us peek at our presents lmao
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Glad you liked it brother, and we're just gettin started. If you liked that promo, make sure you tune into the show tonight to hear the recorded version! It starts in just a few minutes.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Alright everyone, Sunday Night Yuletide has now begun!
>>19622643 Anonymous
