USF will beat Miami

I got banned.

Jannies have lost their minds.

>“A second plane hit the second server. 4chan is under attack."

(1/4) I have a shocking true story to share with you, brethren. It is the story of the woke takeover of Canada, and how I, a healthy and intelligent white male, became a victim of its life-hating chokehold on the country.

A bit of background info about myself: I come from a stable middle-class background, was intellectually precocious, skipped a grade, excelled academically, fairly attractive but socially introverted, decent build, moderately athletic. Got into a decent university and performed well but was struck by the poor quality of the education. Shortly before I'm about to graduate I have a sudden and profound dissociative episode severe enough to be comparable to an MKUltra mind-wipe. I'm talking no memory, no awareness of space or time, no ego functioning whatsoever. After some unspecified period of time I manage to re-integrate my psyche and naturally become suspicious of my family with whom I was living. I press them about the issue but am met with evasive or defensive responses. Eventually our arguments come to a head and I agree to go to the emergency room, where I am assessed by several doctors who immediately certify me (i.e. involuntarily commit me) under our mental health act laws with an initial diagnosis of unspecified psychosis due to suspicion. One of the doctors is even bold enough to mock me, saying "You don't think there's a conspiracy against you, do you?", knowing that I can't protest. I have no choice but to comply, and after the initial shock wears off I realize the only course of action is to be as sane, polite, reasonable and compliant as possible in the hopes that someone responsible will notice the glaring incommensurability of the situation. As I sit on the psych ward, nurses and patients do eventually notice and begin commenting, with some nurses even approaching me directly with hushed inquiries as to why I'm there and offering advice for proceeding with legal appeals.

How dare you!

What becomes of the typical 4chan user (male) who surrounds himself with cute anime girl memes, music, video games and TV shows and has no male role models to speak of?

and the mutants over at Table 9

Trump save animals

Hello, I don't know why I am posting on here but I am.

My lifer is falling apart, I am 25 turning 26 on the 27th, I am 10k in debt, have a job that has me working 4 12-hour shifts, a 3-month-old little girl who I love more than anything, and a wife who wants to give me devore papers on my birthday coming up on the 27th.

My dream is to become an independent game dev to bring my ideas to lifer and spread joy to others.

I don't see that has happening anytime in my life and it hurts.
I have ADHD and struggle with impulse control, I have no money, and what money I do have goes to wife and baby.

I am not perfect by all means but it's hard when I see how to achieve my dreams, and everyone keeps pulling me down.
my mother says I shouldn't even mess with it until I am out of debt, my wife hates hearing all my ideas that I think are really cool, and it's just so defeating that I want to give up on everything and work a stupid mentally taxing job (I am a recovery specialist for the behaviorally detained) and I don't know what to do.

I am physically exhausted, I am still in love with my wife, I am mentally exhausted, and if I change jobs I will never get out of debt.


I don't know why I am posting it here, but I have seen 4chan work Maricals and all I need is some advice or something.