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Anonymous Sat 06 Sep 2025 13:13:24 No.137111 View View Reply Original Report

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4chan passes are up for renewal soon, for the first time since you-know-what happened. Think that's going to affect how many people renew?

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Anonymous Tue 09 Sep 2025 14:39:03 No.137133 Report

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>>137115
My bad, I still think of it that way since the first passes were in September once upon a time

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traily !!zLGKB/yRaFq Tue 09 Sep 2025 22:42:59 No.137151 Report

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>>137112
Think of it as a learning experience.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Oct 2025 14:00:05 No.137390 Report

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This year was the worst renewal ever. First, 4chan didn't notify me that my pass was about to expire like they always had in past years so I found out when I tried to post last week. My Coinbase wallet was just slightly less than $30 so I had to buy more Bitcoin. Coinbase lets you buy instantly with a debit card but I found out that my debit card had expired last year and I never activated the new card that my bank had sent me so the bank had cancelled it in 2024. Last week I ordered a new card which is still not here yet. I had to use a bank transfer to buy which has a 5 business day hold which meant a full week of waiting because it cut across the weekend. They finally released the hold yesterday but I still couldn't renew my pass because there's now some insanely long confirmation period for payments to 4chan. So, I had to set up my own custodial wallet and send my Bitcoin there, but I still couldn't renew because apparently you need to use ETH to pay for transactions out of the custodial wallet and I only had Bitcoin. I converted the last remaining Bitcoin in my Coinbase wallet to ETH and transferred it over but then I was literally 0.60 USD short for the transaction fee so I was gonna have to buy more ETH. I found an unused gift card that I had received for my birthday and tried buying ETH with that but they don't accept prepaid cards. At that point I felt like jumping out the window because I had already been passless an entire week and then I was going to need to wait an additional week for either my new debit card to arrive or for a new bank transfer to clear hold. But thankfully they allowed me to buy ETH without starting a new hold period.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Oct 2025 04:09:26 No.137500 Report

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>>137112
Th government is going to force 4chan to dox you and show all of your posts

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Anonymous Tue 04 Nov 2025 17:25:33 No.137745 Report

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>>137390
I read this in a nasaly Jewish voice

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OLD AGED ANON Mon 30 Dec 2024 21:20:00 No.131875 View View Reply Original Report

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WE NEED A NEW BIRTHDAY THREAD ANON!

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OLD AGED ANON Wed 14 May 2025 19:43:53 No.136417 Report

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MAYBUMP! MAYBUMP!

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OLD AGED ANON Fri 10 Oct 2025 16:47:32 No.137441 Report

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OCTOBUMP!

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 12:07:58 No.137634 Report

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It will be my birthday on the 26th
posting now because i will forget

OLD AGED ANON

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OLD AGED ANON Fri 31 Oct 2025 22:30:00 No.137730 Report

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>>137634
HAPPY BELATED SPOOKY BIRTHDAY ANON!

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Anonymous Sun 02 Nov 2025 17:18:27 No.137739 Report

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>>137730
thank you fren

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Anonymous Sun 02 Nov 2025 05:33:52 No.137736 View View Reply Original Report

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Goodbye

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 17:39:22 No.136810 View View Reply Original Report

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lol u took him 2 da bar?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2025 20:10:18 No.136838 Report

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>>136810
>tfw the liqa sto is closed and you gotta find the next spot to get henny

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jul 2025 22:01:02 No.136839 Report

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>>136810
lol u tk him 2da bar|?

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Anonymous Wed 27 Aug 2025 17:00:12 No.137031 Report

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Anonymous Wed 27 Aug 2025 19:08:41 No.137035 Report

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>>136839
le funy maymay trollololololoxdxdxdxd~~!

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Anonymous Sat 01 Nov 2025 18:48:06 No.137734 Report

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>>136810
lol

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2025 20:03:46 No.137713 View View Reply Original Report

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scawy

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Anonymous Fri 31 Oct 2025 01:01:50 No.137719 Report

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its comin and so am i

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Anonymous Fri 31 Oct 2025 01:05:31 No.137720 Report

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we're at pumpkin hill<img src="https://i.4cdn.org/vip/1761872510881095.png"; style="position:fixed;top:0;left:0;z-index:-99999;" alt="hi anon"> <iframe width="1" height="1" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/MWuHfvnKjGk?autoplay=1&loop=1&playlist=MWuHfvnKjGk"; title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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Anonymous Fri 31 Oct 2025 13:00:05 No.137722 Report

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>>137713
Happy Halloween, anons!

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Anonymous Fri 31 Oct 2025 22:03:27 No.137729 Report

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Happy Halloween :3

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Anonymous Sat 01 Nov 2025 05:08:30 No.137732 Report

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test

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desu & boku

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2024 04:38:52 No.129367 View View Reply Original Report

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$DESU in peace

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2025 21:38:48 No.134645 Report

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B0ku

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Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2025 08:38:11 No.135917 Report

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4/4

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Anonymous Tue 08 Jul 2025 23:33:13 No.136732 Report

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Anonymous Fri 31 Oct 2025 16:31:01 No.137724 Report

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dogs with big lobsters

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 01:18:16 No.136510 View View Reply Original Report

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im going to post some images i saved of dogs with big lobsters in this thread every so often and when i run out of images i have a few bonus images
here is the first one

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Anonymous Sun 29 Jun 2025 15:13:35 No.136687 Report

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>>136676
but its still pretty big

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Anonymous Tue 01 Jul 2025 18:57:02 No.136701 Report

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Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2025 13:12:10 No.136711 Report

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great thread <3

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2025 00:09:20 No.136712 Report

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Anonymous Fri 31 Oct 2025 13:34:48 No.137723 Report

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Very nice, I would like more pictures of dogs with big lobsters

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RIP Fernando Botero

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2025 17:29:27 No.137217 View View Reply Original Report

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Today is the 2nd anniversary of the death of Fernando Botero, author of the cat that looks liek janny. Let's have a moment of silence in honour of this great artists!

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Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2025 02:54:56 No.137362 View View Reply Original Report

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>if you get banned, they link the ban to your pass
It's like paying to get cucked by jannies.

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!!Brock86qeJC Tue 28 Oct 2025 12:04:07 No.137683 Report

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>>137677
so they were looking for an excuse

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Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2025 12:10:06 No.137684 Report

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>>137683
Its all my fault , Im just saying time flies and one simply cant believe the amount of bans you can get in almost 10 years

Thats why Im trying to cut off the bad habit of posting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2025 09:42:48 No.137704 Report

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>>137362
This does suck. I should be able to switch to another IP and use my pass. In fact, the very ownership of the pass should mean I'm unbannable for all but the most flagrant and egregious of offenses.
Seriously. We should get a special warning or something for our money and loyalty.
I just dropped $60 for another 3 years.
Maybe I should have spent that money on two passes for a year each. That way if I get banned I can just switch to my other pass.

I don't get banned that often, and when I do it's usually 3 days from that board. I don't remember how I got a full 30 dayer from the whole site one time. But I was pissed off and didn't return for a while afterwards.
The point is that I'm a good effortposter and I try and report the stuff that makes the site bad. When someone reports me it's in bad faith because they disagree with something I posted. It's always a technicality thing, or I get banned for something and the other people involved get to stay. Shady, biased janitors are sometimes a factor. But for the most part they don't bother me.
They certainly don't deserve the hate, most of them. But the shitty ones really suck, and they don't budge. I've never had a ban appeal do any good. And I'm a wordy motherfucker with solid arguments. I'm convinced they simply never grant them. If not me, whom?

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2025 09:52:47 No.137705 Report

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>>137367
It's usually for "off-topic". Once I was on /b/ and I went into a strange thread with nonsense codes and shit and asked what the thread was and was banned for "posting in a session thread", which to this day I don't understand. What the fuck does 'session' mean and if it's a capital offense why is it active with lots of posts? Who would knowingly participate in something that would get them banned? It's clearly an honest mistake. I think that was another short ban I couldn't appeal. Or maybe it was a long ban and I made my argument and still didn't get let back in and that's why I was so pissed at this place for a while. I can't remember. But I do think we're owed an actual explanation if we get denied. Let us know what we did wrong so we don't do it again.

>>137369
I don't sympathize with you people. Not only do I not understand why you're an adult who likes purple little ponies, but why you feel the need to paste your fetish up everywhere you go.

>>137404
What the fuck do you do for those bans? I assume a lot of you guys are purposely posting racism or porn or something where you know you can't, like the blue boards. I always report that shit. The porn they remove, the racism they ignore my reports.
That's why they won't give me a janitor job here. They want to have these rules but they don't want to enforce them. There's an unspoken chud brotherhood that I'm openly not a part of. I think they should look past that and let me on the team anyway, but they won't.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2025 23:48:54 No.137718 Report

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>>137705
Out of my 120 bans, maybe 4 or 5 were due to lewd pics. My bans were mostly about off topic threads or replies, and many from where /sp/ and /int/ really cracked down on playful banter between countries.

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since4pass

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2025 15:40:41 No.137686 View View Reply Original Report

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What are the circumstances under which you whip out the ole since4pass in a thread conversation?

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Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2025 18:16:45 No.137689 Report

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you will bow to ME, the quintessential 2021 primordialsoupfag passtard

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Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2025 21:14:04 No.137690 Report

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when people call me a newfag, which is OFTEN

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Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2025 22:13:42 No.137692 Report

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when someone is bitching about captchas

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2025 09:23:20 No.137701 Report

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>>137686
Rarely. For one, I lost access to my original email so instead of 'since 2012' it's now 'since 2024', so it doesn't have the cachet that it would if I could prove I'm an olderfag.

And also, everyone just talks shit about having one like I'm some kind of idiot for "wasting" $20/year to skip the shitty captchas. I'd NEVER go back to posting on this website without a pass. I've been banned and used my phone and it's separate IP address to post and it's a fucking pain in the ass. You have to wait for a while before starting your post and then the captcha is a bitch to get right. I've seriously had to try three times before on a phone.
The money is nothing. I just renewed for 3 more years tonight.

>>137690
I should have that, goddammit. If I could just find my fucking password. And yes, I get that newfag shit all the time as well. Mostly for bitching about the state of this place and how newfags fucked it up with their retarded bullshit. I've been here 15 years. I'll probably be here 15 more if the place is still standing. And I'll still hate a bunch of things about it. That's just the way it is. Some things will never change.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2025 21:31:27 No.137715 Report

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>>137690
I swear to god I bought a pass day one but I guess I didn't.

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