#529- “The Weeb Stick" Edition

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janny pls…

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The only person that should recognize me is the cashier in the grocery store, after my purchasements I disappear in the woods or in a cave. What do I need for that? A bag of shekels? Jew gold that I wear on my chest?

I am so sick of humanzees.

Got a complete Tasco 1959 7TE 60mm Refractor in original box with all accessories along with a whole bunch of books with some other stuff for $20.

Did i do good?

its there something wrong with the UTM grid layout? shouldnt it be straight/showing true north? why it looks facking wonky?
map by CalTopo

So they've banned all hiking and camping entirely until october 15th in my province in canada to prevent "forest fires" do I just get a stool and a rope what do I even do anymore.

I think I wouldn't go for a mountain with death rate above 1/500

Is Kilimanjaro the highest easy mountain in the world?

sheltered neet american newfag looking to travel to the netherlands for as cheap as possible. my impression is my best bet would be sleeping in a tent just far enough from civilization but i'm absolutely clueless about this shit. i expect it to be hard as fuck and uncomfortable for my babied suburban ass but i'm willing to face this head on and as stupid as it sounds try my best. any of you want to enlighten me on stupid mistakes to avoid like what kind of tent, backpack, sleeping bag, etcetera to get, what to watch out for, that kind of thing? i'm under the impression a visa isn't a problem since they let americans into the country no questions asked for 90 days at a time as long as they don't work. i'm considering trying to stay in hotels/hostels for a couple days and buying supplies in the netherlands but that might be stupid maybe i should just buy my stuff here before i leave. also i'd prefer to buy something from a brick n mortar store over amazon if possible

I will be following the footsteps of an older close friend of mine who went /out/ing in Africa in the 80s after he ran away from home at 17.
We met on similar desolate paths elsewhere and I learned much from him when it comes to approach and attitude to make a journey that doesn't rely on money to get you to your destinations. But, I had never dared to go to a place like Africa before talking to him.

But, I will need some modern preparations such as the ability to make e-Visas, what power plugs are used, where to avoid insurgent or militia ruled areas, etc.
Is there any better source than https://en.wikivoyage.org/wiki/Main_Page
Any personal experiences and advice is also welcome.

>inb4 go /out/ing in your backyard like we always do
No

There's drama in my local hiking facebook group, they got called out for throwing trash in the woods, and now they're threatening to sue the Karen that called them out online. What's /out/ opinion on this? Who's right and who's wrong?