>>2826833>I just drove thru Yellowstone 2 days ago.Driving through Yellowstone, or any national park is retarded, sitting in a traffic jam all day to see the same shit at a crowded pullout with piss wipes in the bushes. If you managed to walk your fat ass 1 mile down one of the thousands of trailheads you would've landed yourself in one of the most incredible wildernesses on the planet. No Chinese tour busses full of traveller diarrhea spraying retards ready to standing-spackle the nearest all over the toilet, no garbage, no sweaty Texans, just fuckin' grizzly bears, wolves, beavers, and eagles.
Next time you come to Yellowstone Anon enter through the Beartooth Highway in Montana, pick a lake with a primitive campground 5+ miles from the trailhead, stay there for 3 nights while you hit day hikes in the area and eat fish you catch from the lake, have yourself a real adventure that you'll remember for the rest of your life. You do that and you'll come back home with seed so potent and so grateful you're not sleeping on the ground in grizzly bear country anymore that you'll keep your wife pregnant for years.