Would anyone be willing to edit some photos for me? I'm learning to use light room and would like to see some edits from more experienced people.

Hello can someone do some editing magic on the alien dog so it looks more real please?maybe blur him a little bit so he matches the shitty quality of the original pic.
Should I add a quote or a sticker to fill the empty space at the top or is that too much?

I roll five six-sided dice. What are the odds that NONE of the following happens?
>I roll at least a single one
>OR I roll at least a single five
>OR I roll three of a kind (four or five of a kind is also acceptable)
Need to know how bad I got fucked in a game of dice.

This just happened to me.
>turn on windows computer
>folder app is open (minimized)
>cursor is a pinwheel, left clicking doesn't do anything
>screen turns black
>screen stops being black
>folders app is now closed
I'm scared that my computer was being remote-accessed. What was going on?

I think it might be a good idea to drop windows and switch to Linux but I'm confused on how it will work at might want some general advice.
. I use discord a lot but have heard the app doesn't work well on linux
. I use the Outlook app and know it won't work well on linux. Any email apps you can recommend me?
. I read lots of hentai and heard linux has less malware on sites like these due to them mainly targeting windows users. Is this true?
. I'm thinking about using mint but, I would still like to customize my browser and get cool stuff like this https://www.reddit.com/r/unixporn/comments/1l5ll27/hyprland_i_3_quickshell/
. I'm worried about fucking up my computer somehow if I mess around with the commands too much. What's the best videos I can watch to learn Linux?
.I love playing games on Steam is gaming on Linux easier now?
Thank you in advance anons. Any other tips are greatly appreciated

I'm looking for the uncropped version of this image, pretty sure its porn but I'm just assuming based on the angle, might actually be worksafe.
Saw this as someone's pfp

I remembered I traded some stuff in years ago and never spent it, I have a PS3, Xbox 360 and a PS4.

does anyone know of those twitch streams that streams shit like family guy, american dad, old south park, etc? i need something to play in the background while i play mmos

do you know this song?
https://vocaroo.com/1eSg2zUDFCd8

shazam failed me unfortunately

This may stretch the terms of "worksafe", but I remember seeing a video in an art museum exhibit in the mid-2010s with garbled collage, kind of "LinkOnDrugs/AwfulFawful YTP-like", visuals (pic related), one of which was a character from a cartoon I'm not allowed to mention outside of its containment board edited to appear to be performing oral in the bottom-right corner. I think it was by Jon Rafman but that could be a false positive. I swear this wasn't some weird dream I had. Does anyone know what video I'm talking about?