Dear Hunters: I want to buy an air gun or rifle that can be used to kill pigeons or rats. My main issue is that i live in a condo, so noise is not an option. The place is not infested so a few pellets will be used. The distance is less than 40 yards. What should i get for under $400?
this is your jesuswhole bitches. bet ylal secretly jerk off to this shit. fuck all xtians, i'd happily blow up a church if i could. not saying i will, since i'd go to jail and i highly value my life ,and kids are innocent. so i swear i'll never do it, please don't SWAT Me. but my reaction is fair c onsidering the pure filth and antisemitism this filthy religion hs brouight, its a cancer to the nations. one day the world will be cleansed from its filth when the real messiah comes, all xtian people will be eradicated unless they leave their idolatry before.
once when i was in the desert, there was a telephone pole, on it looked exactly like a 10ft tall bird of prey, just eyeing me down it was about a good 5min of walking, which felt like forever, just to see that it was a transformer that looked weird, none of the other poles had it either sounds dumb, but it really did look exactly like a gigantic human sized hawk, and the "head" even seemed to follow you too, really interesting illusion, since it also hit all the primal parts of the brain that gone "you're about to be fucking eaten by a bird!!!!!!" a year or two later, when i was gonna take a picture, it was gone, which adds a strange air to "it was right there, i tell you!"
>inb4 go to /x/ for this shit i want real stories, not >i smelled the rotten shit fart gas, and my best friend was turned into a skinwalker, and then i pulled out that gun from videogame and blasted it, dude trust me
heres mine time was about 3 weeks ago was fishing at the river behind my house and had a decent fishing day except for one moment was drinking with my rican friend who brought some ribs and casting for catfish i had like about 85 yards out and felt a rumble so im like ill wait for a hit on the hook and then run back and shit well about 10 minutes goes by and its grtting worse like channeling energy to my sphincter i say fuck that im gonna lose it and start reeeling in my line now im struggling to hold this flow in reeling in on a 12 foot pole on 40 lb test with a 4oz weight(nriver has some deep black mud), i knew it was gonna be a bad one god knows 8 seconds into the retreival im probably 40 feet from shore i get a MASSIVE strike and then it happened the force of the fish hitting my hook plus my stance, it must have looked absurb. mind you now, i am wearing swimtrunks (no net) and all this happens in less than a second i instinctely threw back my rod for the hook land, and in the same action release my bowels an ABSOLUTE TORRENT of liquid shit blasts out of me now my brain flashes FISH OR SHIT >the brown tide has now crossed my shorts cutoff and is dripping down both my legs i chance a look down and my god its heinous at the same time my friend just realized what has happened hes now yelling at me DUDE YOU SHIT YOURSELF! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU i start charging at the reel, fish still on, 25 feet to go, ill wipe when i land it bitch breaks off at the shore line