this is your jesuswhole bitches. bet ylal secretly jerk off to this shit. fuck all xtians, i'd happily blow up a church if i could. not saying i will, since i'd go to jail and i highly value my life ,and kids are innocent. so i swear i'll never do it, please don't SWAT Me. but my reaction is fair c onsidering the pure filth and antisemitism this filthy religion hs brouight, its a cancer to the nations. one day the world will be cleansed from its filth when the real messiah comes, all xtian people will be eradicated unless they leave their idolatry before.

what strange / spooky stuff have you seen?

once when i was in the desert, there was a telephone pole, on it looked exactly like a 10ft tall bird of prey, just eyeing me down
it was about a good 5min of walking, which felt like forever, just to see that it was a transformer that looked weird, none of the other poles had it either
sounds dumb, but it really did look exactly like a gigantic human sized hawk, and the "head" even seemed to follow you too, really interesting illusion, since it also hit all the primal parts of the brain that gone "you're about to be fucking eaten by a bird!!!!!!"
a year or two later, when i was gonna take a picture, it was gone, which adds a strange air to "it was right there, i tell you!"

>inb4 go to /x/ for this shit
i want real stories, not >i smelled the rotten shit fart gas, and my best friend was turned into a skinwalker, and then i pulled out that gun from videogame and blasted it, dude trust me

see this, what do?

Could you use grounded down asphalt instead of rocks or any other alternative if you for example lacked charchoal?

heres mine
time was about 3 weeks ago
was fishing at the river behind my house and had a decent fishing day except for one moment
was drinking with my rican friend who brought some ribs and casting for catfish
i had like about 85 yards out and felt a rumble
so im like ill wait for a hit on the hook and then run back and shit
well about 10 minutes goes by and its grtting worse
like channeling energy to my sphincter
i say fuck that im gonna lose it and start reeeling in my line
now im struggling to hold this flow in reeling in on a 12 foot pole on 40 lb test with a 4oz weight(nriver has some deep black mud), i knew it was gonna be a bad one
god knows 8 seconds into the retreival im probably 40 feet from shore i get a MASSIVE strike
and then it happened
the force of the fish hitting my hook plus my stance, it must have looked absurb.
mind you now, i am wearing swimtrunks (no net) and all this happens in less than a second
i instinctely threw back my rod for the hook land, and in the same action release my bowels
an ABSOLUTE TORRENT of liquid shit blasts out of me
now my brain flashes
FISH OR SHIT
>the brown tide has now crossed my shorts cutoff and is dripping down both my legs
i chance a look down and my god its heinous at the same time my friend just realized what has happened
hes now yelling at me DUDE YOU SHIT YOURSELF! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
i start charging at the reel, fish still on, 25 feet to go, ill wipe when i land it
bitch breaks off at the shore line

not a good time

the channel really has alot of good information. the fire starting video really taught me alot.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sfRDR3dLzRY

What bottles do you like the best for re-use when hiking/doing outdoors stuff?

What do you guys do for food on backpacking trips? I'm specifically soliciting advice on healthier prepared (as opposed to pre-packaged) meals that are filling but light on the digestive system, I am poor so can't afford freeze dried whatever, just need some recipes that won't make me shit my pants since I have IBS and am poor and retarded.

post your climbed mountains map

here's mine

I recently got my bachelor's in history from my local university, honestly even though I'm qualified for office jobs and stuff, I'd rather have a farm in Tennessee and grow weed and shrooms and opium and DMT (if the climate of Tennessee allows to grow DMT containing compounds), and raise chicken and sell eggs and sell fruits and vegetables, and power my farm home with renewable energy like solar panels.