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Anonymous
Today, I’m venturing into the jungles around my small town. Here, there is no loud music, no slums, no crime, no pollution, no fights, no arguments, and no sign of depression. No, here, I only hear the birds singing, the waterfalls crashing against the rocks, and the pure, calming sounds of nature.
Anonymous
>>2785208 No, I'm 16, which is the age of consent in my locale. I'm a cat boy looking for an older man of distinction like yourself. Bonus points if you have a magnificent beard and a fedora to go with it.
Anonymous
>>2785213 So you're smart enough to know better than all that dumb shit you said. Ok so this is just another weak bait thread. Your a faggot. Are you satisfied? Can the mods delete this thread now I called him a faggot that was his intention.
Anonymous
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>>2785214 >I called him a faggot that was his intention. Anon.... I.....
Don't be a fucking Karen and maybe people won't act like total faggots to you. If the guy enjoys nature then the guy enjoy fucking nature.
Enjoy this pic taken yesterday in the pristine black forest wilderness.
Anonymous
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>>2785214 >Ok There should be a comma after "ok".
>Your You mean "you're".
>now I There should be a period between these two.
You're not too smart, eh?
Anonymous
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>>2785094 >>2785096 I too enjoy solo hiking and tend to go off trail when I can. Here's some æsthetic shots of the national park behind my house
Anonymous
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went for a backpacking trip in northern CA and spent the night in the top of an abandoned lighthouse (pic from the top.) thought id share
Anonymous
>summer job on a trail crew in Idaho, near middle fork of the salmon river >remote area, so we have to be flown into the station, and can’t leave during the position >during one of our off-periods, I go out hiking alone for four days >one night, while laying in my hammock, I hear some weird animal call from far off >sounds sort of like a roar, but also like rattling >hear it multiple times from either side of me >remember my coworkers talking about how an elk bugle sounds “otherworldy” and assume it’s that >never hear the sound again after that night >remember it recently, and google what an elk bugle sounds like >doesn’t sound anything like the sound >also find out that elk don’t start bugling until mid september, like a month and a half after I heard it
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>>2785051 >trail crew organizers tell every crew it's elk bugling >they know damn well it's not >they never mention the crew members who have disappeared Anonymous
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>>2785051 >bruh wtf was I hearing then? 3 rational possibilities - elk (extra early), dreaming or you are just making this up.
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>>2785051 I get elk around my cabin all the time. They make all sorts of sounds especially the females and young. Calls and chirps and snorts etc...And they can bugle at anytime its just thats its most prominent during the rut in fall when bulls are horny. But young males test their calls all summer long. Not saying thats what you heard but maybe...maybe it was a moose...maybe it was aliens fucking with you. do bad you didnt record it with your phone. I got woke up by wolves the other night. got it on my phone pretty good
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Feral goat my dude, that is how I'd describe one of their many weird ass noises
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>>2785051 >sounds sort of like a roar, but also like rattling I’ve heard that sound too anon. It’s the sound your mom makes when I have my cock buried so far up her ass it tickles her tonsils.
Anonymous
What kind of mushroom is this? It was right next to a yellowjacket near. In a southern mixed pine forest.
Anonymous
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>>2785149 Armillaria, honey fungus
Anonymous
Who going to see the /comet/ this weekend?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>2784089 Beautiful, especially as a comparison to galactic clouds. I used to watch meteor showers through an F1.6 near-infrared security camera I found in a wastebasket in the office where I worked. (the only thing wrong with it was a loose Mylar ribbon cable) No comets around at the time, but I bet they're pretty bright against the background via such equipment.
Anonynous
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>>2781266 >once in a lifetime >weekend of the 8th Did i miss it? Are they gonna do a rerun?
Anonymous
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>>2784160 >>2784963 thanks bros, here is one more
Anonymous
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>>2784089 Man, that's beautiful.
The Blasphemer
>you need a permit to go outside goy
Anonymous
>>2785032 >It's wildland, why do I need to deal with regulations? Because otherwise it would be full of fucking retards.
It's not "wildland", whatever you think that is, it's a national park.
There are over 300 million people in this country now. Without regulations to preserve those areas of natural beauty that still exist in this country they'd be irreparably fucked. Get your head out of your ass.
Anonymous
>>2785003 >Why don't people want to go outside anymore? Imagine wanting more people to go outside
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>>2785035 >It's not "wildland", whatever you think that is, it's a national park. You must be retarded, because if a national park is not wild lands, then it's not a national park.
>Without regulations to preserve those areas of natural beauty that still exist in this country they'd be irreparably fucked. Of course, it's very important to make sure that goys aren't allowed to camp at least 300m from a campsite and only defecate at marked bathroom locations or they get a massive fine, but it's completely okay for a lumber company to decimate several acres of forest to make amazon shipping boxes.
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>>2785036 So much diversity it makes me hurt. Fortunately they look like day hikers and over half of them are overweight so they wouldn't last through an actual thru hike.
Anonymous
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>>2785025 Oh my.
such a pile of bullshit you've stacked up to avoid going outside.
Go outside and get some sunshine you massive terminally online faggot.
Anonymous
i like to make petroglyphs on the rocks to confuse local archaeologists. today i carved the green crab god
Anonymous
>>2781612 It's cute.
>>2782282 Let them do a sacrifice or something.
Anonymous
>>2784302 >>2784301 >>2784297 the fuck, they rode horses. what are those huge animals?
Anonymous
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>>2784661 i'm a retard lmao
Anonymous
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>>2784661 I think the round ones are supposed to represent bison, and the other is probably a wolf or coyote.
Anonymous
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>>2784606 i usually leave bits of leftover fish for the birds or crabs or whatever as an offering
Anonymous
I got a $50 CAD gift card to bass pro. I like lake fishing. what should I get?
Anonymous
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>>2780679 ohp, nevermind. it was just bought recently, we good.
Anonymous
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>>2780664 >lake fishing assuming you already have plenty of lures i recommend scented baits. those bottles of walleye and trout goop work wonders.
Anonymous
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Some lures maybe
Anonymous
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any suggestions for diving lures? around 15 to 20 feet spots on my main lake. want to start getting the big ones that stay deeper.
Anonymous
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>>2780664 A job. Fucking liberal.
Anonymous
Hello out,
Anonymous
>>2784476 >avoid sketchy individuals My brother in a metaphorical Christ , you either must be a shill or a massive pussy that shouldn't go outdoors.
This board is about how to be said creepy hillbilly in the woods. Everyone here is trying to larp being a creepy stalker, but only a few (obviously not me) manage to actually be said creepy hillbilly stalker that makes ultra light city slickers wet the bed at night.
Anonymous
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>>2784589 those binoculars arent for checking out the local birdlife
they are for looking at tourists pooping in the woods
Anonymous
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>>2784589 Do you take pictures of your prey, anon?
Is that why we do what we do, for a trophy?
Or is it just for the thrill of the hunt and invasion of perceived private spaces?
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>>2784484 >>2784486 >>2784537 I was thinking more like wearing a camo hat or something to blend in.
>>2784589 Yeah, you seem like the type we're trying to avoid. It's not so much that I feel threatened because rednecks are fat and stupid, it's mostly the bad breathe and ugly poverty that can just kinda bum you out and ruin your time.
>>2784566 This is a great idea. Members of marginalized communities often have strategies for dealing with hostile and judgmental people.
Anonymous
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Has anyone done here done the Via Ferrata in Müren?
Anonymous
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>>2784650 Helmet, climbing harness, via ferrata set, stiff-soled boots or approach shoes. Gloves are optional but recommended, as is a puffy jacket for when you're taking a break on an exposed cliffside.
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>>2784651 One must make sure there's ample safety margins. One danger is to panic, get stuck and require help.
If it were to me, vie ferrate would all be removed, aside from perhaps the passages set during the Great war, as they allow incompetent people to put themselves in situations of danger, with them potentially even being oblivious of that.
Other issues are overtourism, especially in delicate biomes, and what I call "prostitution of the environment", and so forth.
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>>2784639 Exactly, I've even seen lethal advice given on this board. It's a meme place for shitposting and less serious talk at best.
I never completely rely on information from other people myself as a general rule.
>>2784650 I would seek someone with some experience and get accompanied by them, for the first times at the minimum.
Anonymous
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No, but had a ton of fun doing the via in Ouray this recent labor day. Highly recommend.
Anonymous
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>>2784650 for the easiest kind of ferrata (it's k1 difficulty maybe? the lowest possible) you don't need equipment, only lots of concentration. i say this because even if it looks like a ladder, the metal things you hang on to are very slippery and can be very treasonous, and the smallest mistake can be fatal obviously
and obviously you need to be in a decent shape and used to doing scrambling in the mountains and so on, you shouldn't just jump onto it with no gear and no guide if all you ever done is hiking
