Hello once again frens, and welcome to another exciting evening of action with K-WAB Wrestling, /pw/'s resident wrestling show. On Hype Zone tonight, we got five excellent matches lined up for you, and the sixth match will be booked by you, the fans. That's right, after the first five matches have concluded, the floor will be open to suggestions. The best one will be made into tonight's main event. Hype Zone is our secondary show, and is a little more laid back than Saturday Night Metal, but we've still cooked up plenty of KINO for you bastards to enjoy. On tonight's card, we got:
>Hulk Hogan Vs "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton (With Jim Cornette) >Shingo Takagi Vs Hayabusa in an Iron Eagle Cup tournament match >The Road Warriors Vs The Invaders >Rey Mysterio Vs Kemonito in another Iron Eagle Cup tournament match >Kevin Nash Vs New Jack in a no-holds-barred hardcore bloodbath And there will be a few other surprises as well, so sit back, get fucked up in whatever way you prefer, and GET HYPED for episode 4 of K-WAB Hype Zone!
Intro Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/0v4170.mp3 >Official K-WAB Channel: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW >Official K-WAB Email Address: [email protected]
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And here's another quick look at the preview screen that was posted a few days ago.
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As all our viewers will know by now, one of our main areas of focus at present is the ongoing Iron Eagle Cup tournament, which will determine our first Cruiserweight champion. The following men have been eliminated from the tournament via the Qualifying round:>Loco Bandito >The Great Muta >Eddie Guerrero >Ultimo Dragon >Jushin Liger >Mistico >Kemonito >Shingo Takagi >Hayabusa >Rey Mysterio
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Let's start with a little recap of the events leading up to our first match. For some time now, Jim Cornette has been accusing Hulk Hogan of being a secret cheater. Last week, he came barging into my office demanding a match between Bobby Eaton and the Hulkster. He said that he would prove to the world that Hogan was a cheat and went on and on and on about it, so I decided to give him his chance.
On SNME2, Hogan defeated Corny's pet bear, which is when this feud began. That match can be found here:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396 Later on, Cornette appeared on Rock Talk with Grug and reiterated his accusations again, before being bonked for rudeness.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ZrObu7Jd998z Hulk Hogan also made an appearance on Rock Talk and spoke about this issue:
https://files.catbox.moe/36mpdp.mp3 Anonymous
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>>20030993 hell yeah let's goooooo
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And here's Jim Cornette with a few words about tonight's match:
https://files.catbox.moe/zy09eb.mp3 Anonymous
>>20031094 At one point I would like seeing the MAGA Powers vs. The Midnight Express.
Anonymous
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When is Lundy?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Huntsville, Alabama, weighing 233 pounds...accompanied to the ring by his manager Jim Cornette, he is "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/w6Bu5AowoUP7 Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/qb9wuj.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And his opponent...from Venice Beach, California, weighing 303 pounds...he is the immortal HULK HOGAN!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/m3Ka963bj6CZ Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/npg5vd.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>20031129 Nice digits sir! And yes, that is a fine idea. It wouldn't really work for this show because Hogan and Eaton are already booked, of course. With a roster as big as ours, it would be silly to double-book anyone. However, I am putting your idea on the "match queue" list which means it will happen at some point.
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>>20031181 SLAM EM HULKSTER
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And before the match, the Hulkster takes a moment to bask in the adulation of Hulkamaniacs all over the world, brother!>And whatcha gonna do, Bobby Eatincock, when I drop the power of Hulkamania on you?
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And here we go with our first match! We've already explained all the background stuff, so let's get right down to business with Hulk Hogan Vs "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/zahysgCsOrr8/ Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by disqualification...Hulk Hogan!
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Last week, on K-WAB Saturday Night Metal, We witnessed a main event of epic proportions. After taking a journey to the spirit world to seek the wisdom of the Gods and the spirits of three ancient warriors. The Ultimate Warrior fulfilled his destiny and defeated Sabu in a grueling match. As the Gods predicted, the Warrior was faced with a choice. The scumbag indie wrestler known as Joey Janela appeared and offered his help. Warrior responded by uppercutting him into the stratosphere and winning the match fair and square. As a result, The Ultimate Warrior is your new K-WAB World Heavyweight Champion.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/8Z87jMjM8IYh https://www.bitchute.com/video/iqvY2S2vFM1o GRUG !!zYOvIWiiw7a
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GRUG LIKE this match, me have great warrior as guest on rock talk. him save grug village, him have great vision and warn grug village about big angry dinosaur. grug village cheer when mighty warrior become big chief of K-WAB tribe. grug so happy, me give match 92%. grug no understand number very well, but peedub tribe say this number best so grug give.
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Hello there, everyone! It's me, K-WAB Vice President LyricKING. As usual, I have come to bring the musical KINO for this evening. So just throw your hands in the air and wave em like you just don't care.
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First, I have a brand-new 92 hit single to drop. I already dropped it once in this thread, where an epic get saved 92posting from meme oblivion once again:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19999366 But for those who may have missed out on that one, here is Kevin Nash's new theme song: "Don't Turn Your Back On The Big Blacks"
https://files.catbox.moe/8xpzpb.mp3 LyricKING !!BYOR5NTTfKz
Anonymous
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is the first match of the Iron Eagle Cup Round Two!
Introducing first...from parts unknown, weighing 225 pounds...please welcome the flying assassin, Hayabusa!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/NNzPnFCGqnyK Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/66sg5o.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent...from Yamanashi, Japan, weighing 220 pounds...this is the last of the dragon, Shingo Takagi!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ELNMiYbVJVKY Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/rkry9e.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Alright, everyone, this marks the beginning of the round robin portion, but there's no need to repeat the details of the tournament again. What we got here is two of the finest athletes that Japan has ever produced, and they're gonna give it everything they've got to rack up that first win and bring themselves closer to the gold.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/HZBC1p3RWBNR Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Hayabusa!
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>It is the art of the assassin to be where no one expects you to be...To strike where no one expected to be struck...and to win when no one thinks you have a chance. The first step on my path to victory is complete.
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And now let's take a look at the updated tournament bracket:
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Last week, on Saturday Night Metal, we witnessed a literal glimpse into hell. Kane is enduring a trial by combat in order to fight his way out of hell. His first opponent in this unholy gauntlet was the notorious shitposter known as Bitchtits. The little piggy put up a good fight, but after a critical chokeslam from Kane, Bitchtits was made to suffer the devil's wrath. After the match, Satan attempted to hijack our broadcast link and take over our show, but President Von Erich was able to quickly find a skillful exorcist at the local church and prevent Satan's evil from spreading any further.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/oyxN9kVoso5V GRUG !!zYOvIWiiw7a
GRUG NO LIKE this match! grug no like see so much fire, make grug think of big forest fire burn down village. this happen when grug was just little grug, sucking on mama grug udders and bonking cave rat with little club. grug scared of big horny devil man, medicine man warn about evil spirits. grug have to sacrifice many little dinosaur to make sure ancestors protect from horny devil man.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...CHAD ROCKWELL!
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>Thank you....it sure is great to be the number one CHAD in the universe. The rest of you lesser men can never hope to compare to me, but you should keep trying anyway because it amuses me. There's nothing I love more than flexing my CHAD status to all the lowlifes of the world. And that's exactly why my guest this week is...Joey Janela!
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>Joey Janela...what can I say about you that hasn't already been said a million times? Everyone around here knows that you are among the biggest KWAB cases in the known universe. When you stepped your filthy, mangy, gap-toothed ass out of that crowd, I could smell the failure on you from a mile away. I knew there would be a complete loser in the crowd somewhere tonight, but I really hit the jackpot with you. But hold on, Joey...I didn't just bring you out here to dab on you for being a dimeless loser who will never progress beyond entertaining a handful of retards along the New Jersey shore...I also brought you out here to give you this little gift. A handcrafted CHAD meme just for you. You can put it on the shelf next to your KWABOTY award.
Anonymous
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Chicago, Illinois, at a total combined weight of 575 pounds...they are Hawk and Animal, the ROAD WARRIORS!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/MHrrtYPMwdnc Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/l8zaf6.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And their opponents...from San Lorenzo, at a total combined weight of 444 pounds...they are the notorious locker room stabbers, Invader #1 and Invader #2, The Invaders!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/4FoxrGNq6CRT Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/0m45o6.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Before this match, The Invaders attempted to ambush the Road Warriors with knives (much like they did to Bruiser Brody). However, Hawk and Animal didn't take the bait, and they used some nearby chairs to block the knives of the murderous island savages. However, as this situation spiraled out of control, I was forced to call in Harambe to prevent anyone from being killed. These guys already have a lot of animosity going on and the match hasn't even started yet.
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Alright, now that these guys are in the ring where violence belongs, let's get it on with match number three. The Road Warriors and The Invaders!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/iIjJO6cvtn4x Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners...The Road Warriors!
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>>20031505 /ournigga/ harambe keeping the peace
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The last of the Iron Eagle Cup qualifying matches took place last week on Saturday Night Metal. Eddie Guerrero and Mistico attempted to have a nice gentlemanly contest, until DX disrupted the proceedings by driving a taco truck straight into the arena! They handed out free tacos to the crowd, and invited Mistico and Eddie to join them for a quick taco break. Of course, DX just used this as an excuse to start a fight, but Eddie Guerrero used it as an excuse to steal a taco truck. After DX received a proper beating, our referee used a magic spell to teleport them to the nearest strip club, thus keeping them busy so that Mistico and Eddie could finish their match. And finish it they did, with Mistico claiming a win with a beautiful springboard senton, thus ensuring his place in round two of the tournament.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/5T5Xyw03zazy GRUG !!zYOvIWiiw7a
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grug think this match just ok. grug no like flippy matches like grug meltzer, so me not crazy about this one. at first grug happy because grug get free tacos. but then eddie grug steal truck, no good! me think eddie grug heap big thief, in grug tribe him would be tied up, put on hill of fire ants. or maybe if hungry in winter we just eat him!
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Frens, we will return after these words from our sponsors
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is another Iron Eagle Cup tournament match.
Introducing first...from the Mayan underworld of Xibalba...weighing 99 pounds, Kemonito!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Xf5ZuGnOgZMH Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/donmcj.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent...from San Diego, California, weighing 175 pounds...the master of the 619, Rey Mysterio!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/N30vxxsXhBUL Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/ebt5o7.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And now our tournament continues with Rey Mysterio Vs Kemonito! Now that we're playing under round robin rules, a combatant will not be eliminated with a single loss. However, each competitor only gets four matches so every point matters. Who will win? The greatest underdog luchador of all time or the funny little monkey from the Mayan underworld?
https://www.bitchute.com/video/SNkxZpQSeqZ8/ Anonymous
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>>20031327 holy kino batman
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Rey Mysterio!
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Alright everyone, let's take a look at the updated tournament bracket. As you can see, two matches have been completed and the next match in line for next week will be Rey Mysterio Vs Mistico.
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Last week on Saturday Night Metal, Skeletor brought the powers of dark magic in the form of a mystical gem that emanated a strange ray. Anyone struck by this ray will be banished to a dimension of darkness and terror. Skeletor attempted to use this ray on Scott Steiner, but one of his hoochies threw her body in front of the beam and sacrificed herself for Big Poppa Pump. This enraged Scott Steiner, who proceeded to quickly make Skeletor his bitch with the Steiner recliner.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/VdlT75VfTuf0 GRUG !!zYOvIWiiw7a
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grug like this one much better. lots of thump on mat, big slam everybody. funny boneface man make grug laugh but sad for hoochie. me think steiner grug do good thing throw boneface man into metal, grab neck, make him submit. grug get up and shake club and dance when boneface man get heap big KWAB. him deserve it hahahahahaha.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following no-holds-barred contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 28 pounds...this is big daddy cool, Kevin Nash!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/BrZqe1U2g3B9 Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/8xpzpb.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And his opponent...from the streets of South Central LA, weighing 240 pounds...he is the original gangsta and the NIGGEST...NEW JACK!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/jzukUX7yAIky Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/0dgfsn.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Both New Jack and Kevin Nash cut a short promo before this match:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/c3fdH1fw801R/ Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Alright everyone, it's finally time for New Jack and Kevin Nash to get in that ring and give all of you the bloody exhibition you deserve. This is one you don't want to miss!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/GGwwrFx6QP7m Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...NEW JACK!
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RUN BITCH RUN! That's right, Kevin Nash has been chased from the arena by the 92 crew. They're hot on his heels, he better not slow down or that's his ass, and I do mean that literally. I think we all know it's only a matter of time before Nash blows his quad again and finds himself the victim of a multi-man fudge tunnel plunge.
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Alright everyone, it's time to open up the floor for fan booking. SO, EVERYBODY POST YOUR SUGGESTIONS FOR THE MAIN EVENT! The best suggestion will become reality.
Anonymous
>>20031731 can we get another look at that roster list?
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>>20031746 sure thing:
Antonio Inoki
Hulk Hogan
Ric Flair
Sabu
Steve Austin
Sting
Terry Funk
Atsushi Onita
Cactus Jack
Captain Confederate
Jake Roberts
Jushin Liger
Kazuchika Okada
Lex Luger
Necro Butcher
Rey Mysterio
Shaggy 2 Dope
Violent J
The Great Muta
The Sandman
The Undertaker
The Ultimate Warrior
Ultimo Dragon
Vader
Eddie Guerrero
Harambe
Harry Pothead
Hayabusa
Jerry Lawler
La Parka
Mike Awesome
Rick Rude
Ricky Steamboat
Shingo Takagi
Steven Regal
Gunther
Homeless Jimmy
Kemonito
Psicosis
Ludwig Kaiser
Loco Bandito
Wolfie
Hawk
Animal
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Jay Briscoe
Mark Briscoe
Scurvy Pierre
Scurvy Dheeg
Earthquake
Typhoon
Pitbull #1
Pitbull #2
Invader #1
Invader #2
Brody King
A Bear
Adam Cole
Luna Vachon
Natsupoi
LA Knight
Subhojeet Mukherjee
Big Knife Manju
Mabel
Mistico
David Benoit
Daniel Bryan
Liv Morgan
Tessa Blanchard
The Booty Man
Randy Savage
Bobby Eaton
Stan Lane
Roman Reigns
Frankenstein
Dracula
Mr. Perfect
Tourettes Guy
Hangman Page
The Iron Sheik
The Outbreak
Ryback
HHH
Goldberg
Bull Nakano
Sunny
THE WALL BROTHER
Skeletor
Shrek
Bitchtits
New Jack
Kevin Nash
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>>20031266 Thank you hulk for always drawing the house
Anonymous
>>20031753 thanks, I think I have one idea
>Jake Roberts Vs Steven Regal Anonymous
>>20031753 inoki vs gunther
jerry lawler vs loco bandito
sandman vs homeless jimmy
flair vs regal
Anonymous
>>20031731 do dracula vs frankenstein
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>>20031765 not a bad idea at all
>>20031784 I think someone suggested flair vs regal last week as well. all of these sound pretty good to me
>>20031794 that could also be dimes.
Anonymous
>>20031731 Iron Sheik vs Ryback
Anonymous
>>20031731 bitchtits vs vader lol
Anonymous
>>20031731 how about lex luger and scott steiner in a deathmatch of some kind?
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>>20031812 >>20031854 >>20031884 All of these are also good. Let's give everyone just a few more minutes to make suggestions and then I'll make a choice.
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Alright, time's up. Thanks to everyone for the great suggestions, as all of them would potentially be good matches. However, I think I will have to go with Flair Vs Regal. This is the second time it has been suggested and it sounds like a good one to me. So, I will need about an hour or so to get the video ready and upload it. I will post updates periodically throughout the process.
Anonymous
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Editing is done, match is uploading now.
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Last week, on Saturday Night Metal, we saw the opening match of the Iron Eagle Cup round 2, meaning it was the first of the round-robin matches between the final five. Shingo Takagi and Ultimo Dragon had a classic battle of student and sensei, but this battle was interrupted by one Konosuke Takeshita, who demanded to be included in the match. With the consent of the competitors, the referee made it a triangle match, but Takeshita was quickly beaten down, strung up, and beaten with sticks until he shit on himself. After this, the two dragons resumed their match, and Shingo scored a surprise win with a critical dragon cutter reversal, ensuring his place in the final five.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Nsu5PqsREVod GRUG !!zYOvIWiiw7a
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grug think this match ok, but grug not really like to see small warrior fight. grug want to see big mighty warrior bashing heads with club! grug want to see the breaking and the smashing, not the jumping and the flipping! grug think meltzer grug is crazy, him smoke too many funny flower, brain go sour! or maybe him just bonked in head one too many times! but still, grug think this match not bad, me love to see stupid trespasser get beating, remind grug of good times from childhood, when grug used to club boys from other tribe when get too close to cave. grug laugh so hard when man with funny name make doodoo spray from bungahole. so this match ok, but not really grug style.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following fan-booked main event contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Blackpool, England, weighing 243 pounds...he is the real man's man, Lord Steven Regal!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/qu0a0m5mDDna Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/969h76.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent...from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 243 pounds...he is the one and only nature boy RIC FLAIR!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Lj78Lmlp2uNm Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/72w8b8.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Alright guys, here it is. You wanted it, and now we have delivered. We have two of the finest ring technicians to ever step foot in the squared circle facing off in our main event! It's Ric Flair and Lord Steven Regal and it's only here on K-WAB Hype Zone.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/LTG1ZNLEHPrq Anonymous
>>20032133 absolute dimes, thank you GOAT
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>>20032133 Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...The Nature Boy Ric Flair!
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>>20032152 glad you liked it, and of course we will have more good shit cooked up next week as well.
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Let's take a quick look at tonight's match results.
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And now let's look at how tonight's matches affect the rankings. >Hulk Hogan defended his #5 contendership (heavyweight) against Bobby Eaton. Eaton remains unranked. >Hayabusa defeated Shingo to become the #2 contender (cruiserweight). Shingo drops down to #9. >The Road Warriors defended their #3 contendership (tag team) against The Invaders. The Invaders remain unranked. >Rey Mysterio defeated Kemonito to become the #1 contender (cruiserweight). Kemonito drops down to #10. >New Jack defeated Kevin Nash to claim the vacant #30 contendership (heavyweight). Nash remains unranked. >Ric Flair defended his #16 contendership (heavyweight) against Steven Regal. Regal remains at #21.
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Archive Apu here, just coming out of the archive room to drop some links to previous shows. You can use these links to catch up on anything that you may have missed. If you're looking for something specific and you don't want to go looking through all these threads, ask me for some help and I will be happy to point you in the right direction. I am also authorized to share images, transparencies, audio clips, etc. upon request.
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 12:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19983366 Saturday Night Rumble 1:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19706595 Hype Zone Episode 3:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19664431 Sunday Night Yuletide 2025:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19622643 Hype Zone Episode 2:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19611276 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 11:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19528376 Hype Zone Episode 1:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19508256 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 10:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19331735 Samhain Sacrifice Night 2:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19202363 Samhain Sacrifice Night 1:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 9:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19031496 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 8:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18976080 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795 Independence Day Rumble:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930 Anonymous
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>>20032306 Is that what Tyrone said to you prior to tonguepunching your fartbox?
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>>20032306 shut up and wipe that shit off your face
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NEXT WEEK ON SATURDAY NIGHT METAL EPISODE 13:
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Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our broadcast for the evening. We sincerely hope that all our hard work has served to bring a little bit of good entertainment to your day, as these shows have brought a lot of enjoyment to myself and my brother. We are on the road to KINOMANIA, and hopefully things will only continue to get better. Until next time, this is Pepe Von Erich signing off and wishing all of you a based and excellent day.
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>>20031725 is this what happens when you beat punch-out 92 times?
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>>20033241 congrats on the 92nd reply anon
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>>20033250 kek thats awesome
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>>20031677 >>20031651 >>20031684 >>20031689 >>20031709 >>20031725 Kev famously had a few things to say about his encounter with New Jack a few years later
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>>20034660 kek big sexy still trying to repair his shredded bowels and shattered dignity
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>>20033706 Made a slight improvement
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>>20033706 >>20035448 ok here's the final version. improved it one more time by cleaning up the nash transparency a little bit
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dammit lol found one mistake on that last one and it's bugging me. this is definitely the final version.
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>>20031440 >grug have to sacrifice many little dinosaur to make sure ancestors protect from horny devil man. This man knows. The little fuckers deserve it and probably taste like chicken anyway.
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>>20035569 very nice work. drop transparency plz.
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>>20031512 >"Oh, what the FUCK?! HE JUST KNOCKED HIS GODDAMN HEAD OFF! HE JUST LOST HIS HEAD!! HE'S JUST MURDERED HAWK RIGHT THERE IN THE RING!" Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
I'd like to get some opinions if you guys don't mind. I'm currently booking the entire road to KINOMANIA and I need two more women before that time. I don't have time to add a lot of new characters before then, so I only need two female wrestlers. Right now we have:>Luna Vachon >Natsupoi >Tessa Blanchard >Bull Nakano >Sunny >Liv Morgan
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>>20037927 You should come up with a CAW white supremacist cutie with fat tits and call her:
>Sadie Enwurd. Anonymous
>>20037927 Can't go wrong with Big Mommy Cuntry, The Arby's Beef Sandwich herself, Mickie James.
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>>20037927 Can't forget Ivory and that thick ol' brapper on her.
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>>20037954 This is pretty creative and I like it. The only thing is, her gimmick would be a little too much like Poi's.
>>20037960 I know very very little about her but I will do some research and see if I think I can do something with her. I'm mainly looking for characters with good storytelling potential.
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>>20037927 I'd suggest you see if you can sign Asuka if you can ever catch her during her infamous walks in Japan.
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>>20037987 >>20037996 now these are good ones. Ivory has the slut factor, which is good for comedy stuff, and asuka has the respectability factor. Asuka in particular is one that I think is likely to make the cut.
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>>20037994 >I'm mainly looking for characters with good storytelling potential. You throw a bitch in the mix of anything, dude, and you're going to get drama, either welcome or unintentional and chaotic, guaranteed. I'll toss out Sensational Sherri if that's what you're after; absolute smokeshow crazy psycho pussy and make no mistake; Martel was a fox on top of making that amazing spaghetti of hers on the road.
She is one who sticks by her man right up to her own ruin. Even if she doesn't wrestle regularly or compete for the belt, she makes for a great valet and would no doubt start shit in the lockerroom over nothing. And her and Luna were really tight back in the day, so the two of them would be able to team up to shit in some other women's wrestlers purse that they didn't like.
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>>20037994 >I know very very little about her but I will do some research and see if I think I can do something with her. Highlights of Mickie James' career:
>started on the indies as Alexis Laree >debuted in WWE with a hot psycho stalker gimmick >madly in love with Trish Stratus >did a very salacious crotch grab and finger lick at a WrestleMania that pissed Vince off enough to yell at her back stage. Its been scrubbed from rebroadcasts and edited out but it can still be found on the net >prior to her wrestling career, she did porn >ended up having just as much and perhaps even more success in TNA All around cutie and a wild one.
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>>20037927 I think any good growing women's roster ought to have that one shark that doesn't fit the mould of those bleach barbie bitches with fake fucking tits and collagen shit that were just plucked out of a lingerie catalogue. There has to be that one ultra bulldyke that hits hard and takes no prisoners. For that, I gotta throw Aja Kong in there. And fuck it, I'll even throw her opponent in the in the highlight video "Spider Lady' Manami Toyota into that suggestion box too.
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>>20037927 >I don't have time to add a lot of new characters before then You should do Mya Lesnar; just take Brock's model and give him a wig.
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>>20038041 Sherri is definitely a great idea, especially since I can pair her up with Luna.
>>20038059 definitely a good slut resume, she is now on my short list as well
>>20038084 Aja is definitely going to be added at some point, but I figured I didn't need her right now because I already have Bull Nakano to fill that rough mean bitch kind of role.
>>20038101 nah, she's not quite old enough yet. Maybe in a few years when and if we get a chance to see what she can do.
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>>20037927 >I'm mainly looking for characters with good storytelling potential. Fucking Lita. All the storyline potential you could want with the added bonus of being able to actually wrestle. Lita never started shit with anyone back stage and was friendly to everyone, but it was everything Lita was doing out of the ring that was what became her undoing. Literally went to Mexico and fucked anyone willing to train her.
If Lita debuted, then OG Team Extreme isn't too far of a stretch of being far behind and if they can reconcile for a while, that would be an added bonus and good boost to the tag division. However, Lita can't keep her fucking legs closed, so she'd be banging the refs, banging Kane when he gets back from hell, banging the ring crew, banging Ralphus and if Edge ever showed up to K-WAB, fuuuuuck. All while leaving Matt in the dark until he finds out and fucking loses his mind and while Lita gets her comeuppance, Broken Matt Hardy could show up and delete people randomly out of title contention and all sorts of wacky shit. While all this is going on, Jeff covers the ring in glow paint every episode, climbs random things high goddamn out of his mind, swanton dives off stuff while vomiting all over himself and suddenly his meth la--err, trailer in N.C. blows up, killing his dog, which he blames on Matt and then comes back all Brother Nero.
All because a bitch couldn't keep her fucking legs closed cause hoes make the world harder than it has to be.
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>>20037927 Perhaps you should poke a little fun at the joshi's
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I think I've come to a decision here. Thank you to everybody who contributed ideas, and let me assure that most (if not all) of these women will be added sooner or later. After KINOMANIA, we will have a women's champion and they can start taking a slightly bigger role. At that point, I will be coming back to this list because I want to book the people you guys want to see. But for now, I'm thinking that I will do Asuka and Sherri. Sherri got in because she has the most storytelling potential, while Asuka got in there because I want a few more currently active female wrestlers and she's easily one of the best. Plus she actually has a gimmick unlike most current female wrestlers, so I can work with that.
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>>20038143 I didn't see this one before, Lita is going on the list as well. I actually have a specific idea for her. Might take some time to get to it but I think I do have an idea for her.
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>>20037927 How about incognito Stephanie McMahon as the new office intern "Becky" sent to spy on K-WAB from behind the scenes?
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>>20038188 ooh, now this one is very creative. definite bonus points here. storyline-wise, I could do a LOT with stephanie mcmahon. I only just read your post and already Ive got like 5 ideas on that one. another one for the list.
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>>20037927 >Looking for a dimes woman's wrestler to debut at what is meant to be the marquee event of the calendar As if there was any other choice.
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>>20038202 You best be careful with this one. Keep your eye off her long enough and you'll find yourself on the receiving end of the Paul treatment around Halloween.
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>>20038204 I apologize, but I don't know who this is. She looks familiar so I'll probably kick myself when you tell me her name.
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>>20038202 Well, if you go ahead with it, I'd best be careful with what you end up doing storyline wise with Steph, especially if she has ulterior motives.
Word around the campfire about ol' Macho Man Penis over here is that when she was in university in New York, on nights out on the town, she would take guys home from the bar and begin fucking them in the back of her limo and when she was done with them, literally pull a reverse Bang Bus on them and drop them off in a random part of town without their clothes.
I'd be leery about any McMahon lurking around your premises. As hot as The Billion Dollar Princess is, no dressing up like some frumpy inconspicuous recently hired office drone can entirely conceal that predator posing as a house pet.
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>>20038267 All of that is precisely what makes it a good idea. She's an absolute shark, and a sneaky one at that. That opens up tons of good possibilities. I don't want to give out any spoilers, but I have been thinking that I need a truly dastardly female heel and I think she just might be it.
But in kayfabe...don't worry about ol' Pepe Von Erich. I've dealt with scandalous bitches like her before, and she ain't about to force me out with no metoo bullshit or put my cock in a cage for locktober. I'm sure she'll be cookin' up some plots, but that might just make the women's division a little more interesting.
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>>20038309 >she ain't about to force me out with no metoo bullshit or put my cock in a cage for locktober. You make it sound like she's not going at least try something.
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>>20038309 >blocks your path on your way to the bathroom for the lunch hour coke bump. Anonymous
>>20037927 >desire to have modern women wrestlers May as well throw Rhea in there. Hopefully she still has her fullest buttcheeks.
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>>20038368 Oh, I'm sure she'll try something. But I am confident in my safeguards. Let's just say I have a little contingency plan to put Steph in line if necessary.
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>>20038390 See, here's my issue...most of my favorite female wrestlers are oldschool. If I were just booking for myself, I probably would have went with Chyna and Alundra Blayze. But I figured that our excellent fans would probably prefer people that are a little more current. Rhea isn't a bad idea at all, and I will definitely consider adding her as well.
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>>20037927 >in need of tempestuous temptresses with no qualms with being whores and causing kino drama for ratings Enter Dawn Marie
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>>20038414 Vince was a one of a kind talent
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>>20038406 >But I figured that our excellent fans would probably prefer people that are a little more current. Contemporary over classic. Gotcha.
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>>20038421 Vince was a goddamn legend who absolutely spoiled us.
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>>20038425 Well, it's not that I'm necessarily choosing new over old. I kinda want to have a good mix of both. However, not all current fans will be familiar with people like Bertha Faye or Akira Hokuto, both of which I liked quite a bit. Bertha Faye's little storyline with Harvey Whippleman was just pure comedy gold, but most current fans probably wouldn't know about it. Basically, I'm just trying to consider the wishes of the fans because it isn't just about what I want. Our fans are the lifeblood of this project so I want to give people what they want.
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>>20038406 >But I figured that our excellent fans would probably prefer people that are a little more current. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-7vSmTxAno&list=RDD-7vSmTxAno&start_radio=1 Anonymous
>>20038458 >I kinda want to have a good mix of both Are wrestling cougars a good compromise?
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>>20038488 I feel like Alundra Blayze AKA Madusa would be the ultimate cougar. You just know she can still fuck like a wild banshee.
>>20038473 Skye Blue? Don't know much about her. She does need to shave those nasty pits but I'm at least open to the idea.
>>20038414 Yeah I could definitely do some serious jerry springer type shit with her lol
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>>20038517 >I feel like Alundra Blayze AKA Madusa would be the ultimate cougar. You just know she can still fuck like a wild banshee. Any girl that willingly gets fake tits to boost her waning popularity and then goes into a career where she now drives monster trucks? You just know she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, I'll give ya that.
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>>20038517 >She does need to shave those nasty pits >has a gimmick centred around her ass; very original >walks around with this absolute state of a fartbox that looks like cottage cheese with cake mix inside I say if you even consider giving Skye Blue a tryout match, she should have a segment backstage where she does at least 10'000 squats in your office to try and work out some of the craters on that flabtastic moon of hers.
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>>20037927 Does it absolutely have to HAVE TO be women's wrestlers? I like a little weird wacky bullshit thrown in with my wrestling action to mix shit up. You could always have a left field swerve bro and have Roseanne Barr debut. She could arrive, hand out swastika and burnt jew cookies backstage, cut a whiney nasally promo about nonsense about Dan or Darlene and then proceed to completely fuck up the national anthem to start the show.
https://youtu.be/-u6Wec402v4?si=OhslgjGkV-ED05-w&t=5 https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=roseanne+barr+national+anthem Anonymous
>>20037927 And hey, even if you don't have her actually wrestle, she could sponsor the show with her own brand of cookies from her bakery in one of your ad breaks.
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>>20037927 And on top of that, practicing Roseanne's nasal voice will help you nail Chyna's voice if you ever make her later on. Hopefully she gets into a feud with that raging man-clit of hers
>"TRUST ME HUNTER,,,, We don't want to start talking about little boys do we?" She threw shade at Trips once hinting he was a pedo and then she ends up dead not long after; THAT'S good fucking television. If she ain't in K-WAB, HellFire Wrestling could always use the 9th Circle of the Pit as its head bitch in charge.
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>>20038187 >Lita just made The List >The Wall has yet to even debut >is already naturally thus technically undefeated TeamXtreme bros....
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>"Hey there, Road Warrior Hawk. A tag team match is not the time to lose one's head. That's not a way to get ahead in life. You'll never be the head of a major stable."
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>>20038615 kek is this real?
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>>20038594 Honestly, I probably won't add her just because I don't have any ideas on what to do with her. the 10,000 squats angle is good, but after that I would have nothing else for her.
>>20038615 Roseanne definitely has big potential in the comedy department, so this one definitely makes the list.
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