>>2053055But he's not.
>sit in car for 10 hours staring at asphaltYou don't "stare at asphalt", you take in the world around you. The only people who stare at asphalt are the cyclists who think they're competitive cyclists and then crash into an extremely obvious stationary object.
>get mad at kid for being restless in the back because he doesn't want to sit still for half a dayThat's why you take breaks, especially with children. And in planes and trains you're expected to sit still anyway, too.
>sleazy highway rest stopYou have your choice of any rest stop, and many are well-maintained. On a train or airplane, that toilet isn't getting cleaned until you get to your destination, so at worst its a bit of a wash.
>eat some overpriced goy slopEating on the road is what you make of it. I GUESS you could eat exclusively from fast food restaurants but especially in cities, there's every cuisine imaginable within a mile of the freeway, while you can enjoy regional food on the road as well. Doesn't take much effort to have better and/or cheaper food than on a train.
>arrive with cramps all over after sitting at the wheel all dayThe longer the journey is, the more you'll be sitting. This also applies to trains. That's why it comes to getting there fast, you'll want to go on a plane.