Why did hydrofoils never take off?

Hey /n/, what strategies do you use to mitigate ass pain and skin health? I only experience deep muscular soreness on very long rides, but as I get older my skin is getting irritated more often. Painful red bumps crop up and ruin the ride. I hit them with neosporin and cover with a bandage, which works, but I want to prevent them in the first place. I always ride with a clean ass and clean undies, but now those padded cycling shorts are suddenly making more sense. I might even pick up some chamois cream even though the idea always seemed gross to me.
Anyway, how bout you? Is your ass chapped like mine? Tips from ass masters would be appreciated.

saw it on my walk. reminds me of curious george

How many miles of bike lanes do you think we could build with all the money we're spending on outfitting Trump's Qatari luxury plane?

Btw, the plane is being transferred to Trump's personal possession after his term. He sure loves scamming taxpayers.

Boeingbros', saaaar, it's happening again.

>and another one, another one,
>another bites the dust

Resources:
https://www.sheldonbrown.com/
https://www.parktool.com/en-us/blog/repair-help
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Why are americans so obsessed with my country's dogshit infrastructure? It's a total crapshoot that desperately emphasizes bikes by making all other forms of transport shittier. The public transport is dogshit and road taxes are up the ass. I fucking hate living here and i fucking hate bicycles.

I'm a broke boy and don't want to buy a new car. Been thinking of getting a moped instead as a cheaper alternative. However, I live in a midwestern shithole with arctic weather for 4 months of the year. We get 5 degrees Fahrenheit temperatures, mountains of snow, black ice, etc. Will that be a problem?

For when you want to fall over in front of a crowd without getting drunk first