why is this composition so funny

Could anyone give me a noob intro to editing and color grading photos?

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I was taking photographs of some demonic ritual while vacationing in Varanasi, India, when suddenly the shutter of my Sony A7 IV camera snapped. The kilometrage on that camera was around 23k photos at the time, but I wouldn't rule out demonic interference as the actual cause.
Anyway I couldn't take anymore photos that night and almost had a panic attack (tfw you get stuck in India and can't even take photographs) so I went back to my hotel to try and fix it, but nothing seemed to work so I ripped it out (picrel) and changed the settings to electronic shutter.
What's the difference between a mechanical and an electronic shutter when it comes to quality? Is there a difference only when what you're shooting is moving very fast? Also how much does it cost to replace the shutter plus the work? I'm considering just buying the A7R IV and keeping the current one as reserve.

How do I become a Magnum Photographer?

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Hola onions Alexis y me gustaría mucho que me manden videos violentos y de mucha muerte a mi número
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Si me quieren dejar un regalo de ese estilo les digo que onions de Guernica y vivo cerquita de su estación, mi casa es un tanto precaria. También mi familia posee de apellidos Miranda y Villavos, además onions la chica de la foto si me quieren conocer >//3

>solves 90% of your color grading problems
>makes muh colur basedence a complete meme
>never talked about on this board
go figure

Have you ever taken a still life photograph? What did you learn from it?
I am not good at it yet, but it is my favourite genre of photography. I like the idea of trying to execute a concept, telling a story with visual grammar and narrative, but there are many factors that can ruin a still life photograph.
Pic related needed better composition, angling, leading lines, better props, a better background (preferably with a backdrop because the white wall does not add much), and maybe a better table. It was fun nonetheless, and I think I learned something during the shoot because I tried so many arrangements under a time constraint and learned about workflow.