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What is the worst piece of gear you've seen?
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>>2783500 Anything you might need a spoon for, you could just drink out of the bowl or pot. You can eat anything with just a knife as long as you're not retarded (or drunk)
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>>2789217 nah i just think its hilarious that anonymity lets you deceive people into thinking you have any clue what you're doing. a lot of what you're posting would get laughed out on all the other message boards, you know the ones where you can look up someone's profile and see if they actually do the shit they larp about or not.
>>2789266 if you don't understand the value of not snagging things off trail i really dunno what to say other than really low spacial iq moment.
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>>2789266 climbing its not as necessary and there's alternatives though, fair. not for bushwhacking though. baggy clothes = walk home with your ass hanging out because your pants tore open. then learn the hard way i'm right.
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>>2789321 Bubba people that do sport have high testosterone which allows them not to dress like women and accept that people might disagree with them.
You wasted money, dressed like a woman and now are throwing a tantrum because we told you dun goofed.
Just let it go, this is a golden life lesson you will treasure and thank me for when you get older.
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Anyone interested in planting time capsules or such in your favourite /out/ or /urbex/ locations? 15 years ago me and my two best friends buried a time capsule in the woods near our childhood hangout spots, near the train tracks and river and old mill. We put it in the ground by the ruins of the old dam that used to divert water under the mill (mill was built in 1790). The idea was to dig it up in 10 years and have a good hyuck about the contents inside. But, as things go, 10 years flies by as you become an adult, and those precious photos and 3 nips of bourbon and all the other shit I don't remember we put in there, can wait. Ergo, we've decided to make this 10-year time capsule a tontine. It will stay in the ground for however many decades it takes until the last one of us to be alive can claim it, and reminisce about our childhoods and adventures, and the crap we buried back in 2009. I just want to encourage youse to do the same, the tontine has been a fun, and interesting, way to band together with my friends and it brings a lot of big thoughts with it. Will I collect the tontine? Maybe not.
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Anyone out here have some cool animal encounter stories? I kind of want to fight a mountain lion and I want to know how fucked you think I would be. I also want to know how I would go about finding one. I'll share a story of my own to get started>be me >hunting in Arizona mountains with gramps and uncle >We pull into a small glade to eat lunch >There's a little "pond", not much more than a dirty puddle honestly >Start to hear some galloping sounds >Look around confused, we can't really see anything >A minute or two a group of wild horses come to drink the water >Surprised how soon we could hear them >They're kind of nervous, but eventually start to drink >They probably should be a little scared lol, my uncle's dog very clearly wants to chase them down but we keep him restrained >Cool moment, we just vibe and watch the horses Let's year (you)rs, anon
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>>2788773 >be me >riding my bike 2 days ago >pitbull leaps out of someone's backyard and comes straight for me >I duel it with my bicycle for like 5 minutes before the owner comes that's all, just a regular day living around poor people
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>>2788773 >Be me >middle of a French Guyana swamp while serving in the FFL >out on patrol >we have a pause in the march >leave the boys to piss and find a couple wild watermelons as I'm drenched in sweat and dehydrated >an unbearable stench assaults me >dead body me thinks, ought to investigate >go back to the boys >they're nowhere to be found >orders are to wait on spot if lost, in the meanwhile I decide to seek the corpse >follow the ungodly stench to a massive hollow tree >guttural growl shakes my bones >out of it comes a fucking abomination: a hairy, lurid, ulcerated obese living cancer with a pink gash oozing a white viscous fluid >it's OP's mother >empty rifle in a single long burts and run >trip over something, last thing I remember is a massive slimy tentacle grabbing my ankle and dragging me towards the opening in the tree >wake up a week later in a military hospital >officially my team got lost and succumbed to the elements, am only survivor >for about three years, patrols in the area would sometimes receive a barely perceptible radio interference on our (reserved) frequency at odd hours of the night resembling faint screams of agony, some men swore they heard latin prayers Anonymous
>>2788836 That's actually hilarios 10/10 OP
>>2788838 That's wild. How big did it seem in person
>>2788864 Nice.
>>2788867 Still animals I guess, you pass
>>2788898 It could be worse
>>2788927 I guess a mountain lion would have no interest in fighting me
Unrequited love strikes again
Nice story though
>>2788935 Pitbulls are probably more "wild" than a lot of actual wild animals honestly
>>2788936 Honestly, decent greentext
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>>2788960 >How big did it seem in person Well when it was a few feet from my face in the dark I thought it was Simba's fucking mother. I guess it's the size of a large dog but with longer legs. Nasty face, it's eyeballs were like horse's eyes to me.
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>post pic of recent /out/ing >take turns guessing where anons pictures are from
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>>2787850 dont care about your argument just here to say hiroshifaggotmoot sucks
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>>2786753 my porch view is the selkirks
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>>2787253 should i learn romanian to get a qt /out/ gf?
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>Tara Dower completed the Appalachian trail in just 40 days becoming the fastest person to finish it Male bros it's over, how are we coping?
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>>2785562 Imagine the smell
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>>2785562 She accomplished a great physical feat. Can you stop being a huge bitch and just acknowledge it?
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>>2785562 its an impressive running feat but i don't give a single fuck about running in the first place.
the only category that actually would actually matter to me for appalachian trail would be solo hiking with caches but no support.
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>>2785562 the purpose of these trails is to enjoy nature, not to mindlessly push it ffs.
even thru-hikers are cancer, not to mention these muh-best-time retards
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>>2788365 not really, look up the records of any 200+ miles race and the best times will always belong to men (with quite a bit of margin too), which makes the feat of the chick in OP all the more impressive
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dude
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>>2780499 >ITS FUN TO GO TO THE >Y >M >C >A I miss this lilnigga like nothing else
He's back boys!
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>>2780037 >threat display She doesn't want to eat you.
You're in her territory and she wants you to fuck off.
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>>2788275 The asshole instagrammer was pulling out his camera to video her cubs because he needed some bullshit to post online
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>>2780049 >reddit buzzword kys retard.
>>2780442 >These big cats regularly kill people in NA and you have Over 130 attacks have been documented in [1] North America in the past 100 years, with 28 attacks resulting in fatalities.
>with 28 attacks resulting in fatalities. >in the past 100 years >with 28 attacks resulting in fatalities. >in the past 100 years >with 28 attacks resulting in fatalities. >in the past 100 years Anonymous
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>>2784428 lol i love this normie misconception that having big arms = good at fighing.
the bicep only really helps with uppercuts and the like. your core is where all your power comes from. also training/skill matters more than your size when it comes to fighing. a skilled 120lb man can brutalize an untrained 180lb man.
t. lifelong kickboxer
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Why is almost everyone in Washington state an obese liberal crackhead tranny? Oh, and don’t forget the rampant crime rates… I’m a transplant and am taken aback by how everything is run here. I moved here a few weeks ago for the nature but am disappointed by the community. How could such a beautiful piece of land be occupied by filth?
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>>2789353 these types of fuckers are lucky they don't try to pull that shit on me if i had kids in that house i would put a gun in that faggot's throat
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>>2789260 thanks for deporting yourself transplant scum
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>>2789290 You're a stripper aren't you
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>>2789376 all the good strippers are in poortland
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Looking to do a week in New Mexico in December. What’s my best bet? Never been to the state before. What is the backpacking scene like in December in the land of enchantment?
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>>2789280 but it is as snowy and cold as colorado
Northern NM sees 20 below zero
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>>2789300 Is there any part of nm that is warm in the winter?
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>>2789300 yeah I've only ever been through there once on a roadtrip but I believe you
what I'm saying is even if it wasn't OP clearly has no idea how unexpectedly cold almost anywhere out west can get with little warning
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>>2789301 yeah it's called Arizona
And not even all of that kek
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>>2789280 >>2789300 I’m comparing to nearby Western states, but yes. New Mexico is still in the West and it gets cold af out here in the winter. OP should be well experienced with winter camping to enjoy any time out here. Also, important note, because it doesn’t snow as much here as other places we aren’t well equipped for it. Roads to the outdoors and trails and good spots will often close in the winter. Come out and enjoy some good (and relatively cheap) skiing instead. Will be way more fun.
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Is it accurate?
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>>2788107 there's a lot wrong if you look at the fine details but the big picture it paints is accurate.
my fixes:
hawaii increased to 6.5
california decreased to 7.5
washington and oregon increased to 8
montana increased to 8.5
alaska increased to 9
michigan might deserve to be bumped up slightly
florida deserves a bump the hiking isn't great but the other /out/ shit to do there is being under valued
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>>2788762 most of california is mids but it also has some of the best /out/ in the country. big state.
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What are the best small to medium size towns in appalachia to be centrally located to a lot of great out stuff?
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>>2789369 There's no way California is below Montana, let alone Washington or Oregon which are both basically smaller subsets of what California is.
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>>2789373 washington is the only state in the country with every biome on earth in its borders. there's no way california comes close i've spent a lot of time in both.
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#516- “Spooky!” Edition
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>>2781623 janny pls…
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>>2789298 I gotta find me more sloot fishin pics, only have a few fresh ones left in the folder for the next maybe 10 threads.
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I'm at the newly constructed, not quite finished family cabin at the moment. I have had heat and electricity, and just got running water but not hot water. Next week should be high speed internet. I'm 5 minutes away from the nearest trout stream. I was too lazy and tired to get up here yesterday, and today, I made a very, very late start in the newly frigid weather. There's significant drought in this region, but there was supposedly 1.25 inches of rain in 24 hours a couple days ago and who knows how much when I wasn't checking. The water has been very clear and is known to be resistant to getting muddy. On my way up here, I saw some muddiness, which should be a good sign for my chances tomorrow.
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>>2789298 The one on the right has very fake tits. The one on the left has more realistic-looking ones, but I can see a scar on her left rbreast, which leads me to believe they may also be fake.
>>2789356 She looks good overall, but those are definitely fake.
Fake tits are always bad. Who wants to be squeezing hard, gravity-defying silicone bags? Not me.
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>>2789356 You can always post pictures of Femboy Fishing