>>2815229*breathes in*
What the heck did you just say about my exploration plans, you old coot? I'll have you know I've traversed countless abandoned buildings and forgotten places, and I've uncovered secrets that would make your head spin. I am trained in the art of urban exploration, and I’ve scoured over a hundred locations without getting caught. You’re nothing to me but just another site to explore. I will document your property with a level of stealth and finesse that has never been seen before in this neighborhood, mark my words. You think you can stop me from wandering through your land? Think again, old man. As we speak, I’m scouting the area, making notes of every nook and cranny, and your property lines are being mapped right now, so you better be ready for my presence, gramps. The presence that uncovers the hidden beauty of your land. I'm coming in, and I can access over a thousand angles, and that’s just with my camera. Not only am I extensively familiar with all the best spots for urban exploration, but I have a whole network of fellow explorers ready to back me up, and I will use every trick in the book to capture the essence of your farm, you stubborn old timer. If only you could have known what unanticipated curiosity your little “don’t come here” sign was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have thought twice before trying to scare me off. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re about to witness the wonders of exploration firsthand. I will unleash a wave of creativity all over your land, and you won’t know what hit you. You’re about to see things you didn’t even know existed, buddy.
