Why is half an acre the absolute minimum land area needed to be self sufficient?

> be me
> Practice charting time.
> take a lot of time taking measurements around my basement.
> Take measurements back to charting table.
> Absolutely fucked.
> Repeat measurements repeat charting.
> Still fucked.
> Drop pen in frustration
> North changes.
> That was several hours of my life.

I've Never Done That Before. Also Merry christmas.

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janny pls…

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Talk about fishin

Any TN anons out there?
Know any good /out/ spots in the great volunteer state?
Personally I am looking for some spots in Eastern TN in the Nooga area, want to go on a day hike, camp overnight and do some plinking. Was thinking of the pocket wilderness in Dayton, but idk their rules on guns and camping overnight.

Anyone else been having fun getting out in the mountains?

I think I want to sell my home and just either live in a boat or an rv and fuck around the west coast until I eventually drop dead or something

Anyone here ever actually live in an rv or a small boat full time? does one cost more than the other long terms? I suppose the boat thing sucks because no natl parks or driving around to go get supplies, but living on the water sounds kind of cozy honestly

Any tips for off trail hiking? I pretty much covered all trails at my go to out location but there's still plenty of unexplored land and terrain to hike on but I'll have to find my way through dense scrubland and hilly/rocky terrain.
I'm in pretty good shape and have all the gear since I already day hike at least a couple times a week(15 or so miles).

>Have friend
>Retired military (Navy)
>Came into a bit of money, with the business he and I run
>Travels the world in our off season (we are military contractors).
>Flys to Nepal with his thot Australian GF
>Decides he wants to climb Mt. Everest (lol)
>Actually find this sketchy as fuck outfitter that agreed to take him on a expedition that has multiple fatalities on record
>Ligit is spending like $40k and more on this whole expedition
>Has no experience Mountain Climbing aside from Mt. Fuji and other mountains in Japan (really are just hikes)
>Has no glacial or Alpine traversing experience/training
>/fit/ in a base way he hasn't trained or acclimatized to this.
>Basically giving me the whole yolo line
>Literally already at base camp.
How do I convince my friend he's going to die and this a beyond a pants on head retarded idea. How the fuck do these outfitters not vet people on something like this? He's on a high because he divorced his psycho whore of a wife that put his dog down to spite him and he's made just over a million dollars working in the defense industry and shrewd investment with me.

There has to be other easier mountains in Nepal that aren't as expensive or dangerous.

What is the most hardcore hobby and why is it cave diving?

Any /divers/ here?