What's the best way to NOT die from co2 poisoning while tenting?

Am I the only one who was happy all the time in late February and early March just because the spring had come?

Just a few days later it's so warm I'm afraid it's gonna be summer in April.

Back in 2008 I was 13 years old when my dad decided to pack up the family and move from Alaska to the lower 48. It was a 5 day journey, being stuck in a minivan with 3 other siblings with nothing but junk food like chips and poptarts. Here are a couple of quick (but boring) incidents on the road.
>outside Alaskan border in Yukon.
>family stops around mid-day to eat at diner
>It looked exactly like a fantasy gnome forest, enormous pine trees so dense I looked dark in the day
>after we head across the road to a trail leading to a hotsprings.
>bout 20 people there and my family is standing on the walk dipping our toes in the water and boiled their toes off
>Canadians laughing at the American clowns that didnt know hotsprings had a temperature gradient.
>leave embarrassed
another
>stopped in Canadian small town with a pig factory to sleep in a parking lot
>stench so aweful it was difficult to sleep, kinda like smoke but mixed with dogfood and garbage
>1am
>wake up with insane cramps and knew I had to blow shit out of my keister
>look outside
>literal serial killer port-a-john in front of the dark woods
>losing the battle
>quickly unfurl a doritos bag and sit sideways on the seat with one buttcheek hanging of so i have sort of half a seat
>eject a butternut squash into the bag
>one of the biggest doodies i ever did make
roll up bag and drop out the window.
> the Janitors face when

can anyone recommend a good pair of hiking boots? price doesn't really matter, i'm just trying to get a decent pair of boots that won't bust a hole straight through the bottom like my last pair (my walking posture is fine)

why does it seem like all you people want to go out and be “in le nature” but don’t give a single fuck about preserving ecosystems or native biodiversity? You feel entitled to go out and be in nature and treat it like your personal fucking playground, damaging the ecosystem and demanding roads and trails be paved through the wilderness so you can “heckin enjoy it”? And then go home and continue to fuel the 6th mass extinction with your destructive consumerist habits?
Anyway, I planted some Texas native wildflowers today to help the declining pollinator population in my area. What did you do?

Discuss nudism. Is it something you grew up with, or found later in life? Have you ever considered giving it a try?
I wanted to try making a thread on a blue board in the hopes that there could be a serious discussion instead of the degenerate gooning the occasional nudism thread devoles into on /b/.

Why does this cost 3x more than a chest freezer? A chest freezer has electrics, compressor, cooling circuit, and also has the same polyurethane foam insulation.

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Its astonishing when you think about it. An entire continent (safe for Russia and scandinavia) has been completely stripped of its nature