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Here you are, like many times before, breaking a sweat in front of a grill — doing what you do best. That’s right, you’re cooking some burgers! The most special kind. A recipe of your own creation. One that surpasses every other single one.
But you can’t boast yet without every single one of your hobos’ approval! You’re nothing without them, and if they don’t enjoy it, there’s no reason to do this. That’s why you called Ruby and Suan De back to the apartment. One quick testing session before everyone arrives. Your teammates are stuck in traffic so there’s time to prepare everything for the party AND get those two’s consent for your nameless burger. Then Matilda will be next! You’ll show her the superior burger!
You’re not naming the burger based on the team (You don’t apologize to Bubbles.) It’s a placeholder. The name you came up with was rejected, and the hobos’ suggestion was so offensive that you won’t give it the dignity to list it here.
Regardless, your judges have arrived...
“I meant to arrive early, but I was delayed. My apologies.” Suan De bursts in like she’s about to do the most important assassination mission she ever had. “What’s the emergency?”
“Johnny, I’m here as well. Whatever you need us for, we are ready.” Ruby hurries inside.
“Good. I need your opinion on these.” You show off the incredible hamburgers your twisted mind has prepared.
“That’s the <span class="mu-i">emergency</span>…?” Suan De feels cheated.
“It’s a never-done-before special recipe.” You state. “I’m sure you two are going to love it, but I’m a little unsure. Help me out, please.”
“With the party looming, no wonder this felt so urgent.” Ruby gets you. “And of course. I’m a little full, but one bite isn’t going to be the end of the world.”
“It’s a hamburger. There’s no way you of all people could mess one up.” Suan De continues to feel cheated.
“Johnny is allowed to be a little self-conscious.” Ruby argues.
“He’s using this as an opportunity to brag.” Suan De crosses her arms.
“If so, that’s a good reason to give it a try. It’s gonna be delicious.” You wiggle your eyebrows.
“Suit yourself…” Suan De agrees to do this after a sigh. She’s out of arguments.
“Thank you for playing along. We’re ready!” Ruby reinforces the Slob Dragon’s good behavior.
It’s time to show your effort in the best way possible! Bradford Jr. cheers you on!
<span class="mu-s">What do you do?</span>
>Hand feed the burger Ruby. She’s gonna find this adorable! She’s gonna have so much fun!
>Hand feed the burger Suan De. She won’t like that, but you’re sure it’ll make for a better experience.
>Don’t be a weirdo, let them enjoy the burgers normally.
>Write In.
<span class="mu-s">What’s the proper name of the burger?</span>
>Hubboburger.
>Melting Cheese (heart) burger.
>The Nautical Cheese Patty. (This prompt is going to fail.)
>Write In.
But you can’t boast yet without every single one of your hobos’ approval! You’re nothing without them, and if they don’t enjoy it, there’s no reason to do this. That’s why you called Ruby and Suan De back to the apartment. One quick testing session before everyone arrives. Your teammates are stuck in traffic so there’s time to prepare everything for the party AND get those two’s consent for your nameless burger. Then Matilda will be next! You’ll show her the superior burger!
You’re not naming the burger based on the team (You don’t apologize to Bubbles.) It’s a placeholder. The name you came up with was rejected, and the hobos’ suggestion was so offensive that you won’t give it the dignity to list it here.
Regardless, your judges have arrived...
“I meant to arrive early, but I was delayed. My apologies.” Suan De bursts in like she’s about to do the most important assassination mission she ever had. “What’s the emergency?”
“Johnny, I’m here as well. Whatever you need us for, we are ready.” Ruby hurries inside.
“Good. I need your opinion on these.” You show off the incredible hamburgers your twisted mind has prepared.
“That’s the <span class="mu-i">emergency</span>…?” Suan De feels cheated.
“It’s a never-done-before special recipe.” You state. “I’m sure you two are going to love it, but I’m a little unsure. Help me out, please.”
“With the party looming, no wonder this felt so urgent.” Ruby gets you. “And of course. I’m a little full, but one bite isn’t going to be the end of the world.”
“It’s a hamburger. There’s no way you of all people could mess one up.” Suan De continues to feel cheated.
“Johnny is allowed to be a little self-conscious.” Ruby argues.
“He’s using this as an opportunity to brag.” Suan De crosses her arms.
“If so, that’s a good reason to give it a try. It’s gonna be delicious.” You wiggle your eyebrows.
“Suit yourself…” Suan De agrees to do this after a sigh. She’s out of arguments.
“Thank you for playing along. We’re ready!” Ruby reinforces the Slob Dragon’s good behavior.
It’s time to show your effort in the best way possible! Bradford Jr. cheers you on!
<span class="mu-s">What do you do?</span>
>Hand feed the burger Ruby. She’s gonna find this adorable! She’s gonna have so much fun!
>Hand feed the burger Suan De. She won’t like that, but you’re sure it’ll make for a better experience.
>Don’t be a weirdo, let them enjoy the burgers normally.
>Write In.
<span class="mu-s">What’s the proper name of the burger?</span>
>Hubboburger.
>Melting Cheese (heart) burger.
>The Nautical Cheese Patty. (This prompt is going to fail.)
>Write In.
