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Local Lord Quest XV

ID:PDUag2kr No.6256761 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Good morning, or evening good sirs and fair ladies. Finally, finally after an excruciating period of exams and trials and a battle against the administration of my university (but what to expect of non ordained clerks) worthy of Lancelot I graduated and I can write again this glorious quest ! Gloire !

To the veterans, and the new bannermen who join our ride against the saracens, the witches and the perfidious flemish burghers I shall give the last threads.

>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5085315/ thread 1
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5134375/ thread 2
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5194246/ thread 3
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5314154/ thread 4
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5422744/ thread 5
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5422744/ thread 6
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5561322/ thread 7
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5561322/ thread 8
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5702984/ thread 9
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5785267/ thread 10
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/5920163/ thread 11
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/6011182/ thread 12
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/6079405/ thread 13
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2025/6157669/ thread 14

Meanwhile you, Lord Charles de Villeroi, were travelling towards the queen, who had summoned you in her mysterious Guelphish ways. had decided, in your wisdom, after vanquishing the tentacled beast of the village of Weeb, to expand your protection to their village, since their lord was distant. The land was isolated but you liked the portrait of your lady Rose that the local artist, Ankama Bing did and as a patron of the arts and great lover of having more lands and receiving more taxes from your peasantry you were sure that the locals could make good subjects. So you swore to drive away the bandit Dark Sasuke that terrorised the good people of the village and then, after returning from the Capital, to speak with their count about being his vassal and protecting this isolated place for him.

But enough talking about Lord Charles, the tradition is to begin here by a small prologue, and we shall do so for the perpetuation of Tradition is the first duty of any power.
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Supreme Space Monke Ruler Quest 13

!!4PI2iWoB3fd ID:TgaSOzAR No.6266528 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Your name is <span class="mu-s">Insar'Sholo</span> and you are an Aristocrat. You are a Child of Two Stars. You stand before the Wisdom Tree.

“Wow! Such pretty fruits today, my lovely tree!”

You pick among the selection, the roots of the tree pneumatically lowering to your hands. You take a big bright red and a nice cool blue; colors representing the chemical and elemental gatherings within. The trees roots pierce deep, filtering the soils and air, collecting and concentrating. These are not the kind of fruits you eat, and yet, they are farmed as the heart and soul of the empire.

“Lovely, lovely Wisdom Tree!”

Turning around, the great broad-leaf plants dotting the world's soils lower, creating a safe and sanitary path for your smooth and unshod feet, the plant willingly dirtying its underside to avoid its master's foot touching the forest's unkept floor. The drones have planted a path from your garden to the nearby Wisdom Tree. On this planet, it is a tree. On another, it may be a great mushroom, or another, a mighty kelp bloom. They are still the beating heart of your society; without it, no Aristocrat can live.

“Lovely, lovely plants! Lovely, lovely day! Lovely- ACK!”
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ID:DvPmA2Lb No.6298782 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
After 13 years, this is my final post on 4chan. I left a while ago, and I need to tell you something I never thought I'd say: I don't miss it. At all. In fact, I feel better in ways I didn't even know were possible.

This place doesn't just waste your time - it steals it. Hours, days, years lost to meaningless threads, recycled jokes, and arguments that go nowhere. You tell yourself you're here for the real talk, the uncensored truth, but most of what's left is either bots, schizos, or people so terminally online they've forgotten how to think like human beings.

Worse than the time, though, is what it does to you. Without even realizing it, you start adopting its cynicism, its cruelty, its detachment. Things that would've once made you cringe - or better yet, feel something - just become more content to scroll past. You laugh at things you shouldn't. You dismiss things you should care about. You become a parody of yourself, all while convincing yourself you're the one who gets it.

And for what? None of it matters. None of it ever mattered. The threads vanish. The insults are forgotten. The wars are just pixels on a screen. The only real, lasting thing is what you lose - your patience, your attention span, your ability to enjoy anything without irony.

Without the addiction of 4chan, I've had the drive, time and energy to pursue things that make me actually feel good. I've got healthier. I've read books. I've engaged in my hobbies. All without feeling anchored to this website I deep down truly despise.

I won't lie and say life outside is perfect. But it's quieter. Clearer. I can think without hearing this place's voice in my head. I can have normal conversations. I can like things again.

If you're reading this and even part of you wants to leave - just leave. Just close the tab. You won't regret it.

I shall not be monitoring this thread. It either gets noticed or it doesn't.

Goodbye, and good luck.
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Saiyan Conqueror Quest 245

!!zkQYD4JVtzO ID:M9AO4wmi No.6291267 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Grand Zen-Oh, the omni king and ruler of the omniverse has declared there will be a massive tournament to be held in his honor. A grand affair between several universes, each battling it out for the very right to exist. And at the forefront of this grand spectacle will be the Saiyans of Universe 7, who Grand Zen-Oh has grown fond of watching battle. Twenty eight years ago, the Saiyan race were annexed into the PTO as just another race, one of many sent to conquer other worlds. Now, the Saiyans are widely regarded as the strongest warrior race in the entire Seventh Universe, defenders of the PTO led by their strongest, the “Dragon of New Salda” General Karn and his family.

You the players will (most often) control Karn. A man who has grown from his lowly beginnings as a Saiyan Brawler with a sub-3000 powerlevel in Age 733 to become not only the strongest Saiyan of his time at AGE 759, but also personal friend to the former emperor Lord Freeza, father to well over a dozen powerful and unique children, a mentor and teacher to his fellow Saiyans, and the best hope for his universe's continued survival. No one warrior can hope to battle eight other universes' strongest fighters alone and hope to prevail, one man's power and skill won't be enough to overcome the looming threat of extermination. But this coming battle will be the ultimate test of how you've lived your life until now, the choices you made not only for yourself, but for the fate of your entire universe.


Character sheets and other info:
https://controlc.com/46ec566d
https://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQM
Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+Quest
Help fund quest art commissions and get exclusive side stories as well as artwork by joining the patreon for only $1/month at https://www.patreon.com/GrandDragonQM

Quest rules are as follows(unless otherwise noted):
>30 minute vote times
>Pick ONLY ONE option when voting
>Dice rolls are all best of three correctly-rolled dice
>At ten minutes past your previous roll, and there are not yet enough rolls, you may roll an additional roll
>Crits are 100 on a d100
>99s or paired rolls may net you extra bonuses
>Crit fails are a 1/100 with no passing rolls, or if two 1s are rolled regardless of the third
>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but OOC options will be ignored
>If your goal is simply to troll, at least put in enough effort to make it funny
>Have fun

SCQ will usually start on Saturdays at noon Eastern Standard Time, and run throughout the weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes you can also find me on twitter @GrandDragonQM, which I keep as up to date with any scheduling changes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j61ts42E2Ms


UNIVERSAL SURVIVAL
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Shinobi Sidestory Quest #63

!!3LXx3MTuTfQ ID:P1DHZvwj No.6260432 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
You are Uzumaki Naori, leader of Amegakure village – something you did not come by easily.

There have been many moments over the years when you’ve come close enough to Death to feel his breath on the back of your neck, and you have the scars to show for it. Some days it’s come to feel as if you’ve become his right-hand woman. But some days… some days you actually face a genuine challenge that reminds you why you’ve fought so hard to get where you are. This day is rapidly shaping up to be one of the latter.

“Well then,” you sigh, rubbing idly at the back of your neck. “I wish that’d left me more time, but here we are.”

“How do you mean?” Fū asks with a little frown. “I mean I get you think he’s gonna make an attack today, I just didn’t follow the reasoning all the way.”

“If I had to guess he’d be after that brat my son ran into,” you reason, “the one Delta went to Konoha chasing after. He’s never shown any urgency, but either this fight’s put some urgency into him or it’s cleared the way depending on how Naruto and Sasuke fared.”

“Cause now Konoha’s weaker,” Fū nods.

“Konan-sensei and Kakashi-sensei are nothing to sneeze at, but they’re short of the raw power to face an enemy who can fight Naruto and Sasuke at the same time.” That’s not an indictment of either of them, to be fair. But they exist at a level of ‘extraordinary’ that doesn’t reap the benefits of close spiritual ties to demigods, which is what Naruto and Sasuke have both inherited after meeting with Ōtsutsuki Hagoromo.

“Correct me if I am mistaken about this, Naori-san,” Matatabi-han interjects, speaking again through Yugito’s voice, “but is conventional wisdom not that you are the ‘weakest’ among the three of you?”

You ponder that for a moment – it’s not exactly untrue. Naruto has Kurama while Sasuke has ‘natural’ rinnegan and fully-matured sharingan, and both of them have been enhanced by old man Hagoromo’s meddling. Not having a tailed beast means you’ll always be weaker than Naruto in terms of raw power, since that raw power magnifies the effects of senjutsu chakra to a point you can’t match even with your enhanced variation of the same basic form. Sasuke’s a bit harder to estimate, since much of his power comes from his dōjutsu rather than raw power, but the end result is about the same in many regards. Both can use massive chakra avatars that can level mountains for example.

You shrug. “So yeah, you know as well as I do, Matatabi-han… sometimes ‘conventional wisdom’ isn’t.”

Matatabi-han blinks Yugito’s eyes slowly, with a distinctly cat-like air of satisfaction. “Quite.”

“Then can I ask you something?”

“Go ahead.”
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Alterac Resurgent Quest 36

!!YBR7ynqi3U+ ID:qGu4hNZ2 No.6257245 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Nine years ago King Aiden Perenolde betrayed the Alliance and sided with the Horde of Orgrim Doomhammer. Nine years ago Prince Alric Perenolde, the second heir of Alterac was sent into exile for his own protection. This exile turned permanent and Captain Normand Garside, your guardian for the past nine years made sure that you were safe and learned the useful skills that would help you in the future.

Now you are ready to carry the responsibility and unite the scattered Alteraci people and reclaim the lands that were once the Kingdom of Alterac.

Strahnbrad was a quiet city, as quiet as a city full of soldiers could be, no one said anything that didn't need to be said. The civilians minded their own minds and stayed out and away from the Syndicate business. And this all suited Eligius well. For the past two weeks he had been working as a scribe to Malgren, the leader of the Syndicate forces in Strahnbrad with his “wife” Pai the Assassin helping him with the work. This had gotten Eligius close, but not close enough, at least not yet.

Durnholde had turned silent as well. The ancient forests once full of gnolls and their bickering had ceased with the campaign having reached its goals. The gnolls were dead, their warbands and camps destroyed, leaders killed. What had gathered the different armies of Hillsbrad and Durnholde together had vanished under their combined might. But with the victories came questions and obstacles. How long is the reach of the Syndicate? Are they connected with the pool of Fel found in the forest and how many swords and blades did they really provide the gnolls with? For Prince Alric a lot was ahead of him, but he wasn’t the only one who was on a mission.

Welcome to Alterac Resurgent Quest!



Twitter: https://twitter.com/MedivhQM
/qst/ Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Alterac%20Resurgent%20Quest
Prince Alric Stats: https://pastebin.com/rysxdRsv
Quest Mechanisms: https://pastebin.com/CyD88qqf
Character List: https://pastebin.com/FkYd6wkJ
Side Character Stats: https://pastebin.com/aRfyksUG
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I Got Demoted to a Clerk in the Demon King's Court So Now I'll Bring Human Rule Back

!!1syvKe9lrv3 ID:Qqa5gOk/ No.6283966 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
The Demon King has won. The reach of his dominion extends far, and where it doesn’t, all that’s left for the unconquered is to despair and live out their bleak lives in obscurity. Demons and monsters live alongside humans, elves, dwarves and other races now, taking their tithe of blood to sustain the King’s and nobles’ immortality and oppressing the regular people of the world for their entertainment.

You remember when things weren’t like this. When noble adventurers and avaricious sellswords alike assembled into parties that destroyed armies of the Dark, leading their brethren in an existential struggle the likes of which this world has never seen.

Your army was one they defeated as well. A pivotal moment in your life that led to you getting relegated to the court instead of the battlefield. From a general to a minor noble pushing papers, all day every day.

It makes you sick.

So sick, in fact, that you’d rather bring back human rule than suffer like this any longer. Maybe they’ll send you back to Hell. Maybe they’ll kill you. Maybe they’ll let you live in exchange for help.

Either way, it’ll be more FUN than whatever you’re doing right now.

But where do you start on this project? You need to remain covert in your endeavours lest you get exposed and executed.

You could consult the Hero Register under a forged order. It lists all the exceptional individuals that surface around the Kingdom. Not comprehensive, and many of them are in hiding, but it is a clue.

You could also establish friendly contact with a governor of some province. Granting a blood tax cut through some inconspicuous paperwork for their own lifespan’s benefit could get someone on your side. You’d still have to come up with a reason for whatever you do later, though - the demons probably wouldn’t look kindly on trying to overthrow their rule.

Preparing a backup plan in advance is an option as well. Buying property somewhere far under someone else’s name to retreat and hide in case shit goes south would be a good idea.

Of course, there are other options to lay the foundation of your revolution…

You think about all the possibilities while absentmindedly signing yet another document:
>Write-in name (*you're male)

Actions
>Consult the Hero Register.
>Establish friendly relations with a governor. Default approach: Blood tax cut. Optional: Write-in another approach.
>Set up Plan B. Default approach: Buying property under someone else’s name to repurpose into a hideout. Optional: Write-in another approach.
>Write-in.

You can also ask me questions. I’ll be honest, I’m mostly improvising, but I’ll answer to the best of my ability. Puts some meat on the world lore as well.
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The Mystery Dungeons 2e #10

ID:zyrz9Aid No.6253906 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
See Our OCs' OCs Edition

>What is this?
"The Mystery Dungeons 2e" is a text-based role-playing game created to expand on the setting created by the spinoff series, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon. This has no story relation to the first quest, and is its own new story. Players still isekai themselves into the world and become Pokémon, going on adventures with their newfound guild mates! SFW ONLY

A deeper explanation of rules, related pages, and whatnot can be found here:
https://rentry.org/tmd2many_rules

>I'd like to participate!
Currently, we're at full capacity as far as threads on /qst/ are concerned. However, there's always the chance that space for another player may grow in the future, or that you simply wish to play outside of /qst/ and the quests hosted here. There are other ways to participate, about which you can learn and do here: https://matrix.to/#/#the-mystery-dungeons-2nd-edition:matrix.org

>Okay, now what?
After you've read up and familiarized yourself with the rules and setting, be sure to hop into the Element: https://matrix.to/#/#the-mystery-dungeons-2nd-edition:matrix.org. Everything that doesn't involve Main Quests occurs here and is helpful for coordination.

Character sheets and the guide to making them can be found here: https://rentry.org/tmd2many_characters

If you feel you might need help, feel free to ask!

Previous threads and summaries can be found here:
https://rentry.org/tmd2many_days

Our LIVE main adventures start on Tuesdays/Saturdays around 6:30PM CST in this thread!

Namefag as your character, with your item and level!
e.g. Sparks, Lv. 56 Pikachu
e.g. Sparks L.56 (Sneak Scarf/Team Shock)
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To rage against the dying of the light #1 (second attempt)

ID:j+6Ci6HH No.6295620 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
In the land of Orrosta, the old gods are stirring once more. The wrath cycle, a never ending war for control over the planet, starts anew. Drakkaru, (the god of dominion) thought to be dead by the other gods, is nearly free of the prison which has bound him for so long, and the Bellatists, (those who worship him), are gathering their strength. Cultists, full of hatred and malice, or perhaps simply stupidity, perform dark rituals of void, allowing for horrid creatures to escape their confinement. The horsemen of death and bloodshed ravage the land, leaving little but destruction. New elemental lords emerge, ready to consume the world. Yet, some good does stand. Mechaine (The god of machines, innovation and commerce), prepares the tin heads and men of iron, to strike out against the corruptive forces. Selene and the sons of Solantis work to uphold virtue and honor in the hearts of men. In this endless struggle, small forces can tip the balance. Can a ragtag group of adventurers discover the true nature of the world, and finally put an end to the wrath cycle?
This is a very loosely structured sandbox adventure, set in a world of my making. The sky is the limit for what can be done. If you wish to join, just give me a brief overview of your character, and we can work to make it in line with the lore of the world. I intend to properly start in roughly 3 days, so ensure you submit a character before then if you want to join. I did attempt to do this once before, but 4chan was hacked, so here is attempt two.
(Another note. If you wish to play a spellcaster, depending on the spellcaster, you will need to put in a lot of legwork into making spells, since some magic is very open ended.
Also, when I say sandbox, I mean that nothing is going to happen unless you try to initiate it, so if you do not want a world where you have to instigate things, this is not the quest for you. There are plenty of storylines available, but you have to prod around a bit to find em.)
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