I need pointers and experienced advise for running away from it all and starting an off the grid homestead?

Is climbing based and trad?

Someone shot up a bunch of Catholic school children and now they just assassinated Charlie Kirk

Society is getting too violent

I need to strategically plan my exit from society. I'm thinking off-grid homestead. Full off-grid, no GPS, no radio, no sewer, no power, no cell.

Who's with me anons? What do we need to do to carefully prepare our homesteads and survive off-grid?

Where is a good piece of land to start?

/prepper thread/

IMHO Aragorn would be way better off with a crossbow than a short bow. Short selfbow is practically useless in an individual combat, and crossbow is both more accurate and more powerful for hunting but can be just as compact if well designed.
Name other instances where wrong choice of /out/ equipment was promoted shamelessly in media.

Alternative cooking methods

Look folks, it's 2025, fire is out the window. Your risk of starting a forest fire is too high, and smoke gives away your position to anybody. Obviously, fire is fucking dumb. The comanche would cold camp without fire to evade the Texas Rangers.

But luckily, there are some really cool alternatives to using fire for cooking.

>cold soak
Dehydrated refried beans and othee foods can simply be left in water
>solar grill
These are really fucking cool and work great for cooking
>non-cook solutions
Muh protein powder, fiber powder and multivitamin gauntlent

Im quite fond of the cold soak, I rarely even use heat to cook at home. The solar shit is really cool.

I hate the sun on the steppe. Let me live in a coniferous forest where there is snow.. I beg . T_T Who's with me?

>vegetation able to grow at higher latitudes and in the greenland and antarctic interior
>antarctica now a kino massive volcanic island chain
>half of eastern ch*na flooded
>like a fifth of br*zil flooded
>globohomo coastal megacities flooded
>most of evropa safe
>flooded land would create shallow seas ideal for massive reefs and marine ecosystems to form
>higher temperatures and expanded oceans would lead to higher rainfall in previously arid areas
maybe our iceless future won't be so bad

Lets talk about minimalist camping.

Cowboy / Backpack / Minimalist / Bushcraft

Tools, bedrolls, bags, tents, clothing.

Can we rank all countries in Europe according to their /out/ value?

what strange / spooky stuff have you seen?

once when i was in the desert, there was a telephone pole, on it looked exactly like a 10ft tall bird of prey, just eyeing me down
it was about a good 5min of walking, which felt like forever, just to see that it was a transformer that looked weird, none of the other poles had it either
sounds dumb, but it really did look exactly like a gigantic human sized hawk, and the "head" even seemed to follow you too, really interesting illusion, since it also hit all the primal parts of the brain that gone "you're about to be fucking eaten by a bird!!!!!!"
a year or two later, when i was gonna take a picture, it was gone, which adds a strange air to "it was right there, i tell you!"

>inb4 go to /x/ for this shit
i want real stories, not >i smelled the rotten shit fart gas, and my best friend was turned into a skinwalker, and then i pulled out that gun from videogame and blasted it, dude trust me