>>1556613Then for some reason the snake temple needs a need maiden god.
Nadeko becomes it for a little while but isn't a good fit and wants to live a normal life, and so Snail becomes the new goddess because she's already dead and has nothing to do and wanted to stay on earth among the living anyway.
Then much later some bitch hates Araragi and is really good at math.
Then much later its revealed how Shinobu became a vampire.
Shinobu/Kisshot was once a princess in a long distant country over 500 years ago. She was the most beautiful girl in the world. But it was not her outer beauty people saw, but her curse was people saw her inner beauty, which was so pure and kind it made her the most beautiful girl in the world.
Because of this people would offer EVERYTHING to her. Money, food, songs, art et cetera.
Her inner beauty grew and grew and people came to the conclusion that the only thing nearly worthy of her beauty was to give up their life. And so now everyone who kill themselves at the sight of her.
Eventually everyone in her kingdom was dead, and everywhere she went people kept killing themselves. Somehow, I think because of a witch who killed herself too, Shinobu was also cursed with longer life.
After about 180 years Shinobu came across a female vampire in a distant country. This vampire was a picky eater. The purer a person, the better they tasted. So Shinobu was a great choice. She was a bit resistant to the curse, but because of this she couldn't eat her, and would keep dying of hunger because she was so picky and wanted to eat Shinobu but couldn't bring herself to kill her because of her beauty curse.
But she came up with a plan. The vampire would make Shinobu uglier on the inside, like her.
She taught Shinobu bad manners, taught her how to talk rudely and snobbishly and more and more.
The more someone pretends and acts, the more it becomes a reality.
To be the continued
